This Is Why They Call Him Captain Cunt

soapghost au where soap is a paranormal investigator, and ghost is his 'investigating partner' with a supposedly ironic nickname, who's straight up just a demon

they go ghost hunting together and ghost is the one who pretends he doesnt believe in the paranormal, whereas soap takes it seriously. in truth, ghost is the one keeping soap safe as the paranormal have a Healthy Fear for him and dont mess with soap too much whilst hes there.

soap teasing him like "you hear those footsteps? cant deny those!" and ghost is grumbling like no, never, its just the wind, whilst hes fuckin Glaring Down a lower demon in the corner of the room

unwitting soap and his boyfriend ghost, whos a little strange and seems a little edgy but hes totally well adjusted its okay!! (he is a little wrath demon. soap has no idea)

marchy’s gonna be mad at me ☺️

The Bruins…doing Halloween right!

Inspired by JT Brown confusing a pride tape job for the Canucks colors (x)

As a Bruins fan this is me coping with how shit everything is rn

EDDIE YELLING FOR BUCKKKKK

hello this is part 3 out of ???

that funny moment when their ship numbers are now 911. hey. guys. HEY GUYS?!?!?

anyways i’m having withdrawals and we haven’t seen these two together since january lol. i’m soooooo okay haha!!!! (i’m not. i miss u guys so bad. PLEASE) (it’s so dark in here lollllll jijiiiiii hahaaaaaaa lmfaoooooo)