Me Doing That Thing Princesses Do Where They Lift Up Their Dresses When They Run So They Don't Trip But

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random, unhinged dialogue … sentence starters

“You ever think about frogs?”

“I laugh like a Batman villain.”

“I want to ride a capybara into battle.”

“Rehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.”

“I want to punch someone under the full moon.”

“I will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.”

“We could be mortal enemies, but you’re a coward.”

“I want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.”

“I wish I could fly. Or at least, like… menacingly hover.”

“I just had a week’s worth of sodium and I crave more.”

“My body is at war with itself, and I’m leading the charge.”

“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”

“I don’t want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.”

“I want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.”

“I’ve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.”

“I wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.”

“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.”

“I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.”

“Yeah, I’m having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.”

“If you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.”

“I had higher expectations once, too. I’ve since handed them down to the devil.”

“If I am awake, then I’m in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.”

“We’re out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.”

“Clothes are a social construct. I’m stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.”

“Am I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.”

“I accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now… like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.”

💻🖱️Info Sheet -- Donatello Hamato🖱️💻

Tagged by: @eyeknowmayhem ( thank uuuuuu mwahaha ) Tagging: naur

CHARACTER NAME: Donatello Niccolò Hamato NAME MEANING: " Donatello " is a name of Italian and Spanish origins, meaning " gift from God, " Niccolò is an Italian name derived from the Greek Nikolaos, meaning " victor of people " or " people's champion, " Hamato is a Japanese name, meaning " noble. " ( or seaside, google is giving multiple answers ) ALIASES / NICKNAMES: Donnie, Don, Dona, Doucheatello ( Cleo only, anyone else is getting suckerpunched, ) Purple ETHNICITY: Turtle. Black / Japanese in the human au 1 PICTURE YOU LIKE OF YOUR CHARACTER:

art credit HERE, but this is. like. my favorite art of them ever, they're a pretty turtle 3 HEADCANONS YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY: -Donnie's favorite animal is the panda. Their only plushie they've ever owned is a panda they found floating in the dirty sewer water. They took it, cleaned it up, and named it Mei Mei. -They struggle with tone regulation, often coming off more sarcastic than intended -- their family is able to tell usually when they're being genuinely sarcastic versus genuinely serious, but outsiders may have a lot harder of a time. -They bite at their nails when nervous ( see image above. ) 3 THINGS YOUR CHARACTER LIKES TO DO IN THEIR FREE TIME: Taking apart the microwave and putting it back together, building computers, playing Team Fortress 2 and coding mods in between rounds. 8 PEOPLE YOUR CHARACTER LIKES: Leo, Raph, Cleo, Mikey, April, Casey, Pablo, Sabrina ( da famerlee ) 2 THINGS YOUR CHARACTER REGRETS: Letting Mikey into their room when they were 8, not telling someone he found a Foot soldier in the sewers once. 2 PHOBIAS YOUR CHARACTER HAS: Genophobia ( phobia of sex, ) thanatophobia ( phobia of dying / losing loved ones to death )

WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?

Send my muse “What would you do if...” scenarios.

probs gonna change my psd here and reedit my icons but i will.......attempt things soon-

Charlie Hunnam as Raymond Smith in The Gentlemen (2019) dir. Guy Ritchie 

Bride of Re-Animator (1990) dir. by Brian Yuzna

" I wanna put, like-- I wanna-- I wanna make, like...this one, t' like-- I wanna make it a different sound, y'know what I mean ? and then I can, like, press it. "

" -- like your mom. "

" ...fuck off. "