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James Somerton and Internet Historian

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They mightve stolen other people's writing but he stole their subscribers

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

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#mole interest

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

me when i got that terraria autism and not that good at math or science autism

I played through Terraria for the first time recently with @theratmessiah so here's my character!

Glitchy version below cut [eye strain warning]

THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.

Would you rather get a million dollars or go to dinner with the Wikipedia Letter Puzzle Piece Orb