That’s The Way Cool Ni🅱️🅱️as Do It 🔥👌🏻😂

BONUS:

“Ten points to Dumbledore!”

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Now that I have your attention I would like to recommend you guys one of the most talented Jily writers I’ve ever read (and i read a lot of Jily), @petals-to-fish . Read Petals’ stuff, you can thank me later!

Really... such an amazing writer 💕

I want Markiplier to be in the fnaf movie but not as a character I want him to have a face cam and act like he’s playing a new fnaf game. Starts off the movie with the HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER and then the rest of the movie is just like this.

Me, thinking aftg is going to be about a bunch of gays playing sports and falling in love because I never bothered reading a synopsis:

Aftg:

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK?!?!!? but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

Bruce Wayne’s son privilege.

The first half of this weird year is already over. Let’s celebrate this with our best comics of this year (so far) :)