Could Never Get A Dick Piercing. What If I Get Near A Strong Magnet And It Rips My Thang Asunder

Headcanon that Bakugou’s parents are T4T and forgot to tell him

Internet has been trolling flat Earthers hard

You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes...Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

i hate being neurodivergent sometimes bc someone will be like "hey, check out this piece of media!" and i'm like. i would love to. unfortunately if i do i will probably become hyperfixated on it and lose my current hyperfixation and i don't want to do that bc i love my current hyperfixation :/

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Hahahahahahaha

fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"