Frogbirb - Chihuahua Daddy

james: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. but wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

sirius: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

remus:

remus: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you twat

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

My autism and ADHD are like two angry chihuahuas fighting for dominance

And somehow they're both fucking losing

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

#JusticeforJames

James Potter in the books vs James Potter in the movies

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - BOOK

Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE

*no mention of such event*

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK

Sirius: Harry, I did this really douchey thing once, and I tried to have Remus kill Snape, but your father heard about it and rushed off to save his life.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - MOVIE

*no mention of such event*

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - BOOK

*Harry goes into Pensieve and sees James and Sirius picking on Snape very unfairly - Lily intervenes - Snape cuts James’s face open - James does a dick move - Lily gets pissed - Snape calls Lily a Mudblood for absolutely no reason whatsoever - Lily leaves them to it - James gears up for another dick move*

Snape: *interrupting* GTFO, BITCH!

Harry: HOLY SHIT MY FATHER WAS AN ASSHOLE! *warm and fuzzy illusions ruined*

Sirius and Remus: What up?

Harry: You guys. My Dad was an asshole.

Sirius and Remus: OMG NO! HARRY, SERIOUSLY! Look, James was an immature prat when he was a teenager and he did horrible things and WE’RE NOT DENYING IT and everyone regrets how they acted back then, but he grew up and became a better person and he was a great man, I swear. And it wasn’t like Snape was innocent because he was really mixed up in Dark Arts and James HATED Dark Arts so much.

Harry: But my Mum hated him omg.

Sirius and Remus: Dude don’t even worry about that it’s cool, she totally didn’t.

Harry: Okay.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - MOVIE

*Harry breaks into Snape’s memory in a way that isn’t really possible for somebody who can’t do Legilimency and sees James bullying the shit out of Snape and being the biggest dick in the world*

Harry: ….. my father was an asshole.

*nobody contradicts him*

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - BOOK

*Harry looks into the Pensieve and sees how Snape was in love with Lily but drove her to abandoning their friendship after becoming heavily invested in the Dark Arts and planning to become a Death Eater, and then finally calling her a Mudblood even though Lily was his only friend, and this is a totally rational reason for Lily to break ties with him and we already know that James Potter was essentially a good guy so it makes so much sense that Lily would fall in love with and marry him*

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - MOVIE

*Harry looks into the Pensieve and sees that SNAPE AND LILY WERE SOULMATES OMG BUT THAT BASTARD JAMES POTTER TURNED UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND RIPPED THEM FROM ONE ANOTHER OMG IT’S SO SAD THEIR LOVE WAS TRUE AND NOW SNAPE’S HOLDING HER CORPSE LIKE A FUCKING CREEP BUT OMG SO SAD, GUYS*

the ugly duckling is such a fucked up tale, imagine thinking you had a normal baby duck but then it turned into a horrible fucking swan those things are nightmares

to all of the irl friends who I have done this to:

I am sorry. I cannot control it. If I asked you to stop doing something(ex. To stop touching me cause sometimes touch just feels w r o n g) please stop doing the thing, it probably added to the list of reasons i snapped. Yes I still care about you I'm just frustrated and don't have the words to articulate why. Again, I am sorry.

Literally none of my friends have tumblr. None of them are gonna see this.

Also relevant to this post is that I am currently in the process of getting an adhd diagnosis but things aren't looking too good with that 😬. The psychiatrist I'm seeing got back one of the forms from my teachers(only 1 out of the 5 or 6 I handed out) and she said just from a glance it didn't look like I had adhd/ADD(what's the difference between those two btw?)

I know there's something fucked in my brain but idk what and adhd/ADD sounded a lot like what's up with my brain. If it isn't that I might cry cause I want a straight answer from this. Yes or no. And it's a strong possibility cause my dad has adhd and pretty sure my mom did too.

Kinda just want to scream.

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

Iconic vines as bad hipster edits

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager