Chekov’s Cat: If You See A Cat, It Will Probably Be Relevant Later.

[x] Bonus:

you know 📚🧠, i 🙋🏽‍♂️ get it 😝🤭. being raised 👶🏻🤱🏻 as ⚖️ a superstar 🕺🏽🌟 must be really, really difficult 🙅🏻‍♂️❎ for YOU 👆🏾. always 📆 a commodity 🛋️🙇, never 🙅🏻‍♂️❎ a human being 🙋🏽‍♂️🗺️, not a SINGLE ☝️1️⃣ person🚶in your family 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦💖 thinking 💭 you're worth 🏆💰 a damn off 🙅🏽‍♂️ the court 🏟️🏌️. yeah ☑️, sound rough 🥵🤭. kevin 👉🏽🏌️ and i 🙋🏽‍♂️ talk about 📞🗣️ your intricate 🤢🌪️ AND endless 🥵💯 daddy issues 👨‍👦🙅🏽‍♂️ ALL the time 🗓️🕒🕓. i know 🙋🏽‍♂️📖 it's not ⛔ entirely your fault 👆🏾 that you are mentally 🧠 u n b a l a n c e d ⚖️🤹❎ AND infected 🦠😷 with these 🤲🏽 delusions 😣 of GRANDEUR, and I know 🙋🏽‍♂️📚 you are physically 🦵🏼💪🏼 incapable 🙅🏽‍♂️ of holding 🧺 a decent conversation 💬🗣️ with anyone 👥⛔ like every other normal 💯 human being 🙋🏽‍♂️🗺️ can, BUT i 🙋🏽‍♂️ don't think 💭⛔ that ANY of us 👥🙅🏽‍♂️ should have to put up 🤹 with THIS MUCH 📈 of your b u l l s h i t 🙅🏽‍♂️🥵. pity 😣 only gets you so many 👌🏽😷 concessions 📝, and you used yours 👆🏾🤡 up about six (6) insults 🗣️⛔ ago 📆. so please 🙏😔, p l e a s e (x2) 🛐, just shut 🗣️⛔ the ✨🧚‍♀️ fuck up 🧚‍♀️✨ AND leave 🏃 us 👥🙅🏽‍♂️ alone 🥵.

Harry "Can't take a hint" Potter everyone 😂

Cho: *tells Harry the next Hogsmeade visit in on valentines day*

Harry: hmm?? I wonder?? why she’s telling me this?????

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james: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. but wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

sirius: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

remus:

remus: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you twat

one of my friends had their therapist gently suggest the reason why they empathized so much with their autistic homies was because they were, in fact, autistic. when i stopped laughing enough to type i pointed out that

neurospicy people, like baby gays, unconsciously flock together

the venn diagram of "highly gifted kid" and "autistic" is damn near a circle

probably nobody had mentioned it because again, neurospicy queers flock together and wouldn't realize anything was odd about it and if they DID probably wouldn't say anything about it

their face:

so this is a PSA that if you hang with a lot of neurospicy homies perhaps you should ask yourself why you relate

The concept for this was entirely by @zippyyyyyyy after a convo we had about this post:

bday present i made for my friend a month ago and then never posted......... its the boys

Dabi: I need you to do this. We're running out of time.

Hawks: No. It'd be against my moral compass.

Dabi: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!!

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work