I’m Never Gonna Dance Again,

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

bts ⟡ i need u 2015

curiosity got the best of me and i found out the first fic ever with the tag gallavich on ao3 is an incest fic

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

jimin just wants to have wings

happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

The venom movies are so funny because not only are they good, people really saw a black edgy monster and log into Xitter.com to complain about Big Woke making venom gay for “no reason” meanwhile the artist on the venom series has been Monsterfucker Number One (#1) since day one. And then they cast Tom Hardy as Eddie. Straight Guys YOU are the weird ones here insisting he has been straight all along.

tragedies at baby time