I Need Pussy From A Boy That’s Also A Dog

STOP giving the tboys edibles. that is CHOCOLATE. he is a DOG

I had a bad day, you know what that means,

Time to get high and fuck the shit out of myself while thinking about being treated like a pet

oh no! im high! it would be such an absolute shame, just a total tragedy. If someone took advantage of me and fucked me until I couldn't take it anymore

i love tumblr ill be like 'oh i need to kill myself' and then there will be an older man with big hairy tits and a big hairy tummy on my dash and ill be like 'actually everything is fine'

fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

shapeshift!

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

why cant i just have a mean big brother who forces me down and uses me but then cleans me up and cuddles me so i dont tattle💔