Ftmpupboy - Woofwoof

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

u ever kissed a guy on his tummy?? holy shit u NEED to. u can like hold him by the waist and feel how hot hes getting. u can feel him squirm every time u go back in. u can giggle at eachother and look at his beautiful beautiful smile while ur sitting on him. i need to do this more often

Heyyy puppy I just wanted to lyk its suuuuper obvious that ur horny rn ... we can all tell what ur thinking abt when u look at us with ur perverted puppy eyes .... plus ur tail has been wagging nonstop and u aren't fooling anyone ... u can deny it all u want but you've already embarrassed urself so much and it's not gonna change what's abt to happen to u ......

If a hot trans person called me a fucking faggot i think i would cum immediately and pass out

okay but forcemasc AND dumbification in one??

you're no longer that intelligent girl, now you're just a dumb man, so turn your brain off and think with your dick like a real man, would you? yeah, spread your legs, just like that... wait, are you manspreading or just begging to get your dick wet? you really are just a dumb man after all.

i just want horny dms from men old enough to be my dad. horny dms from middle aged dudes into faggy tboys with psychosexual issues. is that too much to ask

Okkk but....calling a priest "father" the first time i fuck him? Seeing his eyes widen as he realizes that turns him on? Delicious.

"who's my good boy?" "cmon, use your words, baby" while forcing eye contact...gdbfjwuf

Mutuals who I don't know very personally yet I am holding a sugarcube out in my hand in the hopes that you will approach me like the noble horse