The Devs Are Adding Too Many Updates Rn… Give Us Time To Explore The World Before It Changes.

i think that cis men should be able to get a free trial of estrogen. but it’s one of those things where it’s really hard to actually end the subscription. so they end up with a bunch of extra estrogen. and they don’t just wanna waste it all…

Intestines can’t even digest anymore

because of woke

Fuck.

Additional context: the account evil wizard was active before the original post was made. The nonspecific reference to an evil wizard was able to summon tumblr user evilwizard from amidst the chaotic flotsam and release them from prison like Michelangelo’s sculptures.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

i love how tumblr users will find a day of a week in a post and immediatly reblog like we made up enough holidays to supply like 7 religons

progress so far!

Puking is so embarrassing

It’s like

This is what I ate lol

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Serendipity

"Not everything is a poem it needs intent" yeah shut up you bitch.

Maybe accidents are beautiful. Ever think about that, dumbass?