Young, Tall, Slender, And Stupid-in-love Simon Riley, Who’s First Mission Was To Bring You Back To

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CONFESSION.

Synopsis: You find Saiki's instagram account thinking it to be an abandoned one as it is completely inactive so you confess to it.

A Saiki Kusuo x F!Reader crack SMAU, that's mixed in with the normal fanfic format.

1. 2. You are on part 3. 4. TBA...

A/N:

‘Yare yare' means Saikis or readers thoughts (in italics)

'Yare yare' means other characters' thoughts.

'Yare yare' means Saiki is talking telepathically

Seems like the gods have finally decided to smile upon you, it’s one lucky thing after another. First, you’re in the same group as him, and then now you’ve been both assigned to make the graves!?

“So..” You start, looking at him for any sign of reciprocity for conversation. There’s none, oh well. “How should we do this?” You ask, and he just stares at you.

“Uhm..” You stare back and his face gets progressively more confused.

…

“Well, uhm..” Taking your eyes away from him and onto the materials laid out on the floor you start thinking of what you could do.

“We can make a mix of curved and rectangular graves.” You say, not waiting for his approval— he probably won’t answer again— as you grab the pencil to sketch the grave on the cardboard.

You feel his eyes on you the whole time, if he had super laser eyes there’d probably be a hole in the back of your head.

Shifting uncomfortably under his eyes you stop sketching for a little bit, “Aren’t you going to help..?” Wordlessly, he starts sketching by your side too.

Is he just not going to talk to you the whole time?

After a few minutes, Chiyo checks up on the both of you. “How are things going with you guys?”

Before you could even say anything she was already nodding and saying good job on the progress, like she was holding some kind of conversation with Saiki.

The fuck?

Are you missing a memo here or does Saiki and Chiyo have some kind of deeper understanding?

Are they, like, together..?

—

The walk back home is filled with thoughts about Saiki’s and Chiyo’s relationship, you can’t help but think that they’re together.

‘If they’re together, how come Chiyo didn’t pair themselves together??’ You ask yourself, “Maybe they’re keeping it lowkey.’ Another thought supplied.

With a sigh you decide to take a left instead of your usual right to go back home, maybe a treat could get you out of your own head. ‘Café Mami it is.’

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Has anyone ever written about Caleb mid sexy time getting worried that his dogtag will hit you in the face while he's on top so instead of putting it away moving the pendant to his back every few minutes, he'll just use it to tie your wrists together? 😔

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birthday sex with caleb is soo sweet.♡ he’s so eager to pump all his love into you!

like, he’s pressing you deep into the mattress, his large hands pushing your knees up to your ears as he folds you over. your pussy’s so loud, gushing wet juices as he feeds you inch after inch of his fat cock. you can barely breath, mewling out small whimpers of his name.

“s’too much!” you cry, shaky hands gripping the sheets as his heavy cock splits you open. caleb just shakes his head, his eyes too focused on how perfectly your pussy’s sucking in his dick.

“you can take it, princess” he cooes, leaning down to plant a sloppy kiss on your plump lips.

his thrusts are slow and deep, shaking the bed everytime he slams into you. his eyes can’t help but roll back at the feeling your sweet pussy clamping so hard around him. you’re milking him so well!

“oh, fuck” he chokes out, “birthday pussy’s gna kill me.” he says between kisses.

you’re biting back tears from how insane the stretch is, your heads thrown back into the pillow while his cock heads grinding perfectly into that spongy spot.

“caleb! please!” you hiccup, feeling your body tense up; you’re so close to cumming already. your thighs are aching so bad and you can barely breathe, but he doesn’t let up.

Caleb knows you’re close, can tell by the way you’re clamping so hard around him. he can feel that gooey pussy spasming and begging for his cum.

he’s so mean because he pushes his body weight on you and grinds his dick further into your sweet spot. now you really can’t breath! with his weight heavy on you and his cock fucking you so well, you completely come undone.

sobbing out moans, you wrap your arms around his neck and he kisses you.

“that’s it baby, cum for daddy,” he’s so proud of you. loving the way you can’t control your spasming body.

you’re barely able to kiss him back. stars are exploding behind your eyelids. your body’s trying to curl in on itself but it can’t with the way caleb’s laying on you.

honestly, caleb’s barely holding on. your warm pussy is so perfect, tightening around him and squeezing him so well; he ends up cumming sooner than he wanted to. and god it’s so much. just spurt after spurt of heavy, thick cum.

“ ‘m sorry pipsqueak, couldn’t hold it in” he chokes out. his stomach’s flipping, waves of red hot pleasure coursing through his body. he’s panting in your ear and begging you to forgive him for not being able to stop himself.

you feel so full, his warm cum nestled deep within your cunny. best birthday ever!

Happy Birthday 🥳🥳🥳

Sukuna having no clue on how to propose so you just randomly wake up one day with an engagement ring on your finger.

And you're just so confused and panicking and when Sukuna wakes up next to you and grumbles "You're being too loud, wife-to-be." you are even more thrown off.

"T-This isn't how you're supposed to do it!"

"And if I did it any other way, you would have still said yes."

"Well... yes. But that's not that point—!"

You can never win against this guy.

snow day

Things you may not have noticed about the LADS Boys

Just things I noticed that no one really talks about.

Xavier:

Can't cook to save his life but can grow all the ingredients! Has a lot of plants and just a green thumb

Doesn't really argue, saw this in a text message but he kinda just takes it.

HUGE READER, I have seen a few mentions of this, but I need more people to realize HE IS THE BOOKTOK GIRLIE OF THE GROUP!! (Sylus is a close second, just not enough read time on his hands like Xavier.)

Naturally smart, did very well in school. But he was the guy that just slept through every class and then after the test pulled up with a score of 98/100.

Owns a robot Vacuum, THE POTENTIAL FANART PEOPLE!!!

May not be good at it but takes a lot of photos.

Sylus:

Good at taking pictures and is the boyfriend behind the camera of every amazing Instagram post.

Doesn't smile in pictures not taken by Mc.

Reads quite a bit as well, (I hc that's where he got the whole hand on wall thing from- he's been studying!!!!)

Has a few of his favorite snapshots made into keychains

Not the best at posing- His words!

Caleb:

Does Mc's hair a lot. But isn't good with heat styling, like curling or flat irons.

He knits!

Dinosaur freak, aka beetles from the Jurassic era

Played Basketball-

(Sorry I couldn't find anymore not obvious facts about him... :'C)

Rayafel:

Can't ride a bike, poor fishie. Two left feet I guess?

Can speak many languages, omg love languages would be so hot in his voice-

yummy blood according to mosquitos, gets bitten a lot.

Not the best at baking.

Lilies are his favorite flower.

Zayne:

SO SMART HE SKIPPED GRADES IN COLLEGE

LIKES BARBECUE?!?!?

ARTIST??!??! RAYAFEL TWIN????

Doesn't know to sleep in- body wakes up at the same time without an alarm.

Goes to the gym late at night

Zayne meal plans and makes extra for Mc.

Im just thinking about something serpentine or snake like deciding my human body is the perfect warm and humid environment to host its clutch of eggs. It constricting around its chosen host in a tight coil and the width of it alone forcing your legs open and keeping them open with more force than a spreader bar could ever hope to achieve. Thick, oblong and fat eggs being deposited into your body one by one, popping through your forcibly dilated cervix while youre hardly able to breathe from the weight of the massive serpent using your holes for its many young.