They Definitely Would Be Besties

the red guy duck guy dynamic in the tv show is bonkers. you’re my best friend we’re divorced i barely know you i see you every day of my life i wouldn’t be sad if you died i can’t imagine life without you we both suck i know everything about you you’re my family i’ve known you forever i’ve only just met you i want to leave you behind you’re part of me we’re raising a child together who we verbally abuse and also you bite him but somehow we’re still better than his biological father we share a lawyer i want you to shut the fuck up i like looking at you we’re living together in an eternal looping happy hell and sometimes we realize it but we’re too selfish and cruel and short-sighted to ever do anything meaningful about it we’re all there is we’re not really living i escaped once, in another life, and i tried to save you and i couldn’t and none of it mattered anyways

house's face when wilson icaruses a little too close to the gay sun always kills me. wilson says his eyes are pretty and he looks like he just witnessed 11 murders. does he ever make this face again

Sai Ship Challenge Day 16 - Hammerhead ((and paradisers))

AU where Sai finds them first

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

Greek mythology AU Yogurt Cream as Dionysus and Lilac as Thanatos! 🤍💜

I mean, someone wanted you dead throughout your life?? Sounds like Yogurt Cream to me!

I decided to give Thanatos!Lilac some night aesthetic since he works during the night and Thanatos being Nyx's,the goddess of night,son. Sparkle wings.🌌

brienne and jaime are both just so gender. like you have one of the most beautiful knights in the realm, fair and golden-haired, who looks in the mirror and sees his twin sister, who has always done her bidding and centered his life around hers, who doesnt know who he is without her, and then you have the maid of tarth, the ugliest woman in westeros, who’s always been too big, too tall, too bulky, dreamed of being a knight while stifling dreams of being loved, being thought beautiful, who thinks her only good quality is her skill with a sword and even that has been an embarrassment to those around her, an oddity, something to laugh and jeer at. i just — it isnt even that they subvert stereotypes, its that they both allow each other to be nothing more or less than what they are, and everything that entails

can't believe they are playing "airplanes" in the mall right now 💀

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

I thought I posted this one but was wrong ig, a dump :P

Spring Trap Willy/English Willy

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

the final post

Fanart happened apparently

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All credit goes to the artists and @skipppppy, the one who made the og posts! I simply compiled them, so don’t just tell me you love it! Tell them!