Is Your Barren Lawn Getting You Down?

I am here in a place of no honor

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happy birthday to the only song

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

The picture of baby grimace holding a balloon for his birthday is going to send me into a sobbing fit

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

gossip in the paddock