"Mozart Was Autistic Because He Was A Child Prodigy Who Wrote Whole Pieces In A Day" No Mozart Was Autistic

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

once again for the bargain price of $6.66 i will present to you a Top 5 Childhood Misadventures: April Fool’s Edition

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

god keeps trying to bring forth the second coming of christ through a virginal birth but the species is random every time and so far it's just been 259,687 different beetles and eighteen types of waterfowl

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

Can you take my white ass to target

This German Kindergarten

Taking intentionally bad photos of yourself is so fun because 1. you get funny images, and 2. you have transcended beauty and entered life