garaks-sewing-gun - lying is a skill like any other
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2 months ago

god forbid a white boy catch a vibe or whatever

Star Trek Does This Episode One And Does Not Get Any More Hinged As It Continues

star trek does this episode one and does not get any more hinged as it continues


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2 months ago
Shout Out To The Best Father-son Relationship Ever Shownd On The Screen

Shout out to the best father-son relationship ever shownd on the screen


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2 months ago
Dax, He’s Gonna Need A Stronger Raktajino

Dax, he’s gonna need a stronger raktajino


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2 months ago

one trek headcanon I have is that plomeek soup is a chai tea situation. plomeek is just the vulcan word for soup, actually. on the first enterprise, having to make do with mostly earth ingredients, t'pol hashed together a simplified version of a comforting soup native to her region of vulcan and one thing led to another and now that regional variation of a single soup recipe is called soup soup by the federation


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2 months ago
Same Year As It Was Yesterday, 2024

Same year as it was yesterday, 2024

Posted to Instagram August 31 2024

Closeups under the cut

Same Year As It Was Yesterday, 2024
Same Year As It Was Yesterday, 2024
Same Year As It Was Yesterday, 2024

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2 months ago

"It's time to face reality, Doctor. You're a man who dreams of being a hero, because you know deep down that you're not."

Pretty crazy thing to say to the man who saved your life with the sheer power of his love, devotion and forgiveness but okay-


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2 months ago

Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.


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2 months ago

sorry but nothing makes me happier than seeing posts from just last week, just yesterday, just a few hours ago from people becoming sooo sick over elim garak and julian bashir

it is so fucking beautiful to witness the present tense of people discovering these two. watching garashir’s legacy continue to bloom into present day over and over again u kno ????

superposition of legendary fandom history and active thriving ship. send post.


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2 months ago
Garashir Illustration Based On A Piece From Henri De Toulouse-Lautrecs Series “In Bed” ! Reference
Garashir Illustration Based On A Piece From Henri De Toulouse-Lautrecs Series “In Bed” ! Reference

Garashir illustration based on a piece from Henri de Toulouse-Lautrecs series “In Bed” ! Reference is below! :-)

Garashir Illustration Based On A Piece From Henri De Toulouse-Lautrecs Series “In Bed” ! Reference

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2 months ago
[or, That Time I Spent Almost Nine Months Perfecting A Self-indulgent Playlist For The Morally Grey Space

[or, that time I spent almost nine months perfecting a self-indulgent playlist for the morally grey space lizard. if anyone checks it out i hope u like it aough <3]

▶︎ a very good tailor [1h41m – on spotify]

[or, That Time I Spent Almost Nine Months Perfecting A Self-indulgent Playlist For The Morally Grey Space
[or, That Time I Spent Almost Nine Months Perfecting A Self-indulgent Playlist For The Morally Grey Space
[or, That Time I Spent Almost Nine Months Perfecting A Self-indulgent Playlist For The Morally Grey Space

♦︎ fave lyrics under the cut ♦︎

Pedestrian At Best – Lynks (Courtney Barnett) put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you / tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you

Killer Queen – Queen gunpowder, gelatin / dynamite with a laser beam / guaranteed to blow your mind

Compulsive Liar – Ezra Furman and even if I love you / I'll always be conniving / I'll always be negotiating with the truth // it opens at a young age / that all-protective closet

There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet – Panic! At The Disco talk to the mirror / oh, choke back tears / and keep telling yourself that I'm a diva

Karen by Night – Jill Sobule I overheard Karen whisper on the phone / she said, "meet me at the club, there's a shipment coming in / and I can't pull this one off alone"

Snake – Halflives I'll twist the knife and leave you with a vicious ache / I won't blink, I won't shake, no / because baby I'm a snake

Dangerous – Son Lux are you dangerous? found your way to my bed / spend fewer nights with the living then I do with the dead // are you dangerous? carved right into my head / quick lobotomy, then left me for dead

Ghosts of Utopia – IAMX you're the conquered stars, the divided heart / you are the ghosts of Utopia / you're the miracle of America

Government Hooker – Lady Gaga I could be girl (unless you want to be man) / I could be sex (unless you want to hold hands) / I could be anything, I could be everything

Symphony for a Spider Plant – Mort Garson [INTSRUMENTAL]

I Think I’m Going To Kill Myself – Elton John I think I'm gonna kill myself / cause a little suicide / stick around for a couple of days / what a scandal if I died!

Mein Herr – Liza Minnelli (Cabaret) you mustn't knit your brow / you should have known by now / you'd every cause to doubt me, mein Herr

Edelweiss Waltz – Irwin Kostal (The Sound of Music) [INSTRUMENTAL]

Michael – Franz Ferdinand Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips / sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) – Eurythmics some of them want to use you / some of them want to get used by you

The Partisan – Leonard Cohen when they poured across the border / I was cautioned to surrender / this I could not do

Cold Cold Cold – Cage The Elephant doctor, the problem's in my chest / my heart feels cold as ice, but it's anybody's guess

The Alcoholic – Röyksopp [INSTRUMENTAL]

Heroin – Lana Del Rey I'm flyin' to the moon again, dreamin' about marzipan / taking all my medicine to take my thoughts away

Mosquito – Model/Actriz down the mirrored halls / wearing cuffs with insignias gleaming / with a body count, higher than a mosquito / with a body count, higher than a mosquito

Faggot – Mindless Self Indulgence dig me now and fuck me later / and sing it to the tune of "faggot, faggot, faggot"

Terrible Things – Brick + Mortar sometimes I think of doing terrible things / I know I shouldn't think it but I do anyway

Before the Line – dodie now every morning since the line between my lives / I greet the sun, and ask, "have I already died? / If not then why am I alone? / and when can I come home?"

Old Money – Lana Del Rey but if you send for me, you know I'll come / and if you call for me, you know I'll run // If you change your mind, I'll come, come, come

Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Tears For Fears all for freedom and for pleasure / nothing ever lasts forever / everybody wants to rule the world

Snakeskin – Rina Sawayama buy my expensive, exclusive, pain wear / my fine couture is your branded repayment // like a snakeskin, like a snakeskin / wear me out and tear me down like

Me and the Devil – Gil Scott–Heron early this morning when you knocked upon my door / and I say: hello Satan, I believe, it's time to go

Maybe This Time – Liza Minnelli (Cabaret) something's bound to begin / It's gotta happen, happen sometime / maybe this time / maybe this time I'll win


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2 months ago

why the fuck would I use AI to make background graphics for my fandom projects, when I can instead spend multiple hours using five different editing programs to make a single gif ! duh !!


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2 months ago
Worf In Our Man Bashir.....butching It Up....wow 🙏😋

worf in our man bashir.....butching it up....wow 🙏😋


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2 months ago

okay but what if the yamok sauce bottle is the cardassian equivalent of

Okay But What If The Yamok Sauce Bottle Is The Cardassian Equivalent Of

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

Changed My Url. @/simpletailoring Was Great But I Really Want Us To Focus On The Important Stuff: The

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me

2 months ago

who up quarking they bar


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2 months ago

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience


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2 months ago

oh i hear ya, i’ve sewn professionally, I know about these guys. but see that’s exactly thing though– we basically only ever see him using the invisible laser gun, on fabric he is holding in his HAND! handheld stitchers are like, extremely limited in what they can actually do compared to a machine (and cutting table, and iron, etc) It’s just SO funny that star trek’s idea of future sewing was like, well one guy on the station gets a handheld magic gun that does everything 😌

(I bet it presses seams somehow too….)

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

Changed My Url. @/simpletailoring Was Great But I Really Want Us To Focus On The Important Stuff: The

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me


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2 months ago

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

Changed My Url. @/simpletailoring Was Great But I Really Want Us To Focus On The Important Stuff: The

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me


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2 months ago

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little


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2 months ago

i was getting ready for another day of assimilation, putting my ocular implant on over my piercing blue orbs. if i had hair it would be long and blonde but i’m a borg drone so i’m bald. just then, the borg queen came in. “pack your things.” she said. “i’ve sold you to pay our debts. meet your new owners, the crew of the uss voyager.”


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2 months ago

Everyone who loves ds9 and especially julian bashir: i can highly, highly recommend escapees or exiles. It's an au fic where julian is discovered as an augment during medical school and how he goes from there and his perspectives after ending up on ds9.


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2 months ago

one of the most underrated things about star trek is the way every other character is highly proficient in a truly random instrument. they're like broken little dnd characters with too many proficiencies. I love it.


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2 months ago

if you see me tag Character on a post and you think to yourself "how the hell is that Character" mind your damn business alright we're on a first name basis. me and Character.


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