Me: I Have A Really Diverse Music Taste Me: *listens To The Same Song On Repeat For Three Weeks*

good morning everyone except this person

Please don’t appropriate “I love bad boys” culture if you don’t have a crush on prince zuko, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

2018 looks

person A works at the mall, theyre closing up when all the sudden there’s banging comeing from an emergency exit near their shop. it turns out person B was locked out and was too lazy to go around the building on their hover board

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s