When I Was 12 I Got Banned From Yahoo Answers And When I Emailed Support To Be Like “what Did I Do??”

the only thing men do is lie

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

“see where my touch can take u” ~ blackbear via twitter

person A works at the mall, theyre closing up when all the sudden there’s banging comeing from an emergency exit near their shop. it turns out person B was locked out and was too lazy to go around the building on their hover board

2018 looks

good morning everyone except this person

me: *talks to friend about tv/movies and says something about a ship*

them: that didn’t happen?

me, remembering it was fanfic: ¿¿¿¿ I feel personally attacked right now????

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

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