Hi I Have A Tumblr And I Once Made The Mistake Of Liking One (1) Spiderman ATSV Meme And Now When I Scroll

Cool, but these videos are always better with some bloopers from the 23812581254*10¹³²³ they got it wrong and an italian guy yelling CAZZO

Coñe mola

So then when they are alarmed, bees... go bananas?

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

It puts the bbq sauce in the basket

This looks like a good moment to point out that there is an actual song in Spanish listing all the ways you can name a penis.

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

"Hija, te quiero, pero menos de lo que odio a la vecina."