Gatoscabreaos - El Hábitat Del Boniato Salvaje

En los comentarios de esta mierda hay gente preguntando si Barcelona "es un lugar seguro para que lo visiten los ciudadanos americanos". Y me jode mucho. O sea, ya no es por que haya yanquis subhumanos ignorantes preguntándose si los países fuera del suyo son lodazales terroristas o algo así, sino porque a estas alturas deberíamos estar los demás preguntándonos si los putos Estados Unidos, con su puto deporte nacional de mierda éste del tiro al alumno, son seguros para que los visite un ciudadano de un país civilizado de verdad.

// There are comments in this thread asking if Barcelona "Is a safe place for an US citizen to visit" and it pisses me off really hard. It's not that there are some ignorant subhuman yanks *actually* asking if any country outside of theirs is a terrorist hellhole or something, but the fact that at this point in time WE should be asking if the US, with its beloved kid shooting national sport, is a safe country for actual first world people to visit.

Cuando se te aparece Dios, la virgen y toda la corte celestial.

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Ya comenzaron a hablar.

Dashboard combos never went out of style, did they? Because this just happened.

Holy shit. I spat out the tea in my mouth laughing.

This looks like a good moment to point out that there is an actual song in Spanish listing all the ways you can name a penis.

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

So then when they are alarmed, bees... go bananas?

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

Just to point it out, nobody has ever said Wikipedia is 'not accurate' (though edit wars and unnoticed mischief edits can always damage a particular article's accuracy). The reason people recommend not researching through wikipedia is that it is not a primary source, which means that the articles are derived from an assortment of sources, which you should refer to for your primary information (And which most often are correctly quoted on wikipedia). But for most pages and essays that don't require exhaustive documentation, you're 1000% ok with it.

Wikipedia is underrated