So I'm Getting Into Hades The Game (finally) And When I Met Achilles Litteraly The First Thing I Thought

you know what? i'm giving you all an ultimatum. either we cancel thursdays completely or everything is now thursday. you have 3 days.

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

Listen to bruno mars's locked out of heaven and tell me it wouldn't make a BADASS fight scene where the upbeat sarcastic main character ABSOLUTELY DOMINATES the bad guys.

*unscrews my boob and just fucking slaps you with it*

Stop calling me out

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

He has 2 dogs, puppysits for the entire neighborhood, is the guy to go to if your pet is missing bc he will ride around the whole neighborhood, by block, looking for them and telling people to look for them. When my grandma's dog was staying with us he got out twice, and he found him twice.

If the one guy on the block who snowplows the whole block doesn't get into heaven I will personally fight God for his ticket

Writing Prompt:

You are a thief who can really accurately judge somethings value. Your secret? Whenever you steal something, you get tired, the more valuable it is, the more tired you get. One day you steal a tiny figurine from a gift shop that's normally like 75 cents, but as soon as you step out the door, you get fucking exhausted

I have been waiting all year to post this.

The Tier list according to my mom

S - Superior

A - Awesome

B - Better

C - Crappy

D - Disgusting

E - Extra Disgusting

F - Fucking Disgusting