Y'all Ever Get An Ad For A Game You Already Downloaded? Like Who Are You Trying To Market To? You Already

Me within the span of one (1) minute

nobody look at me I'm an idiot

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crying rn 🥹

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Writing Prompt:

You are a thief who can really accurately judge somethings value. Your secret? Whenever you steal something, you get tired, the more valuable it is, the more tired you get. One day you steal a tiny figurine from a gift shop that's normally like 75 cents, but as soon as you step out the door, you get fucking exhausted

Their original name was The Lezzies, and they are very obviously gay, but! The only thing that popped into my head was "Lets go lesbians! Let's go! Let's go Lesbians!

Wow, I never noticed what the Lizzies’ colours are! They all wear rainbow dyed shirts, but blue, pink and purple are prominent. So, the Lizzies are a lesbian/bisexual solidarity gang? 

Is... is this about an actual person... Or the song church by hozier...?

10 year old me: haha he is going to church

current year old me: sex

He has 2 dogs, puppysits for the entire neighborhood, is the guy to go to if your pet is missing bc he will ride around the whole neighborhood, by block, looking for them and telling people to look for them. When my grandma's dog was staying with us he got out twice, and he found him twice.

If the one guy on the block who snowplows the whole block doesn't get into heaven I will personally fight God for his ticket

Trans girls with short hair? SO BEAUTIFUL!

Trans guys with long hair?? VERY HANDSOME!