Latest Posts by gaymerloser - Page 2
Ok guys, raise of hands, who actually found love in October?
Listen to bruno mars's locked out of heaven and tell me it wouldn't make a BADASS fight scene where the upbeat sarcastic main character ABSOLUTELY DOMINATES the bad guys.
Hey guys! I left due to mental health reasons (the salamander) but I'm back!
This is just canonically what nightvale looks like
Tried out some nightvale quotes in Neuralblender and wow, that neural sure can blend
I am a Wisconsinite
I speak for the Cheese
Uh Oh
The Tier list according to my mom
S - Superior
A - Awesome
B - Better
C - Crappy
D - Disgusting
E - Extra Disgusting
F - Fucking Disgusting
You know when you have a really good dream and you wanna keep going so you start to daydream about it but there's a couple things you have to retcon?
Autumn is here, folks, and your local Iowan is here to remind you of the basic principles of Corn Maze Safety:
Make sure you go with a partner! You don’t want to be alone and lost in the maze!
Take a map! You may want to try navigate on your own, but it’s best to keep a guide handy in case you lose your way!
Bring a water bottle with a sealed top! It will keep you hydrated, and the closed top will stop any water from spilling on the thirsty corn. Remember, thirsty corn is docile corn!
Wear long sleeves! Although dead leaves aren’t quite as sharp as green leaves, they can still cut you. And they will, if you give them the chance.
If a stalk does draw blood, spill some water from your bottle on the ground near its roots and move on. Hopefully, the water will quench its thirst long enough for you to escape.
Be careful what you eat before you go into the maze! Avoid cornstarch, corn syrup, and all corn products. The corn can smell itself in your blood.
Remember, scarecrows are there for YOUR protection. As long as the corn thinks you’re with others, it won’t make any sudden moves.
If you see a scarecrow wave, wave back. It gets lonely, and you will too if you’re not kind.
If you are alone in a cornfield, pretend you’re talking to a friend! The plants have ears, but no eyes, and they are easily fooled. Get out before they catch wise!
The breeze is lying to you; don’t listen to it. It cannot lead you home.
If you’re lost, look to the sun for directions, not the shadows. The shadows like to watch you struggle.
Never, ever walk off the provided paths! The paths are safe routes carefully created by the farmer. If you leave the path, you may never see it again.
Keep an eye on the time while wandering! You don’t want to be in a cornfield after dark. You really don’t.
In a pinch, many people try praying to the Harvest God for assistance. This is often a poor choice; you’re just as likely to be harvested as you are to be helped.
If you see a single green corn stalk among the brown, turn around. You don’t want to know how it keeps itself warm in the cold.
Remember, Corn Mazes can be fun autumnal activities if you’re careful! Just follow these simple rules and you’ll almost certainly make it home.
"Hermits are made up of 30.7692% potato" factoid actually false. Mumbo Jumbo, who is 8 times the normal amount of potato, was an outsider and should not have been counted.
*unscrews my boob and just fucking slaps you with it*
God why cant I just PICK a SIDE already
11. they finally found me
1. snake magnet
I will not.
Because it's a teal blanket
rb to wrap the person u reblogged from in a green blanket
Trans girls with short hair? SO BEAUTIFUL!
Trans guys with long hair?? VERY HANDSOME!
New Aesthetic: Cool rocks in empty pill bottles
You'll never guess which one
Me within the span of one (1) minute
nobody look at me I'm an idiot
Just coughed like an iPad kid and I feel... relieved? Like I've been holding back actually giving a Good Strong Cough for a while? Is this normal?
Haha not me purposefully "losing track of time" at a coffee shop, taking the longest bus route home, and avoiding my responsibilities at all costs lol im so quirky
It's a type of fungi called a "mushroom"
My dad (who's in AA and has been for years) was telling me about a guy from AA who lived in Venice, not far from the beach, where tons of homeless people lived. And when he was having a bad day, he would go to the store, but a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly. He'd make the whole loaf into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, put them all back into the bread bag, and go down to the beach and pass the sandwiches out. The man said that it never failed to bring him anything but gratitude.
There was a similar story with some guys in LA (where he used to live). After 5 o'clock, everyone would leave work and go home, leaving downtown a sort-of ghost town, except for the homeless. A couple guys would go to a store that sells canned goods, get a couple cans of refried beans, cook up a bunch of rice and beans, and make a bunch of burritos. Then they would put them all in a bag, get on their bikes and ride around the city, handing them out.
I used to (and still sometimes do) this thing where if I realize I'm feeling down, or just having a crappy day, I set a goal or maybe 5 or 10 people, and I have to compliment that many people by the end of the day, and it can be strangers or someone I haven't talked to in a while, or someone I talk to everyday. By one or two people, im usually feeling a lot better, and it can actually help.
If you ever have a bad day, or just want to make someone else's day better, do it! Helping people (without overworking yourself) is a form of helping yourself!
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Rrrmmm?
Dude the feeling of randomly complimenting someone on the street because you actually like their hair, or shoes, or clothes, or whatever is so nice. Like imagine if you've ever been randomly complimented, I've gone home and the one thing I remember is some random girl said that my hair looks really soft and they like it. I might've just made someone's day, or at least made it better.
Go compliment someone who you think deserves it.
Make me
Stop calling me out
me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on
As someone from the Midwest I can confirm we are just the shire
The Tolkien fandom tends to characterise the society of the Shire as super judgmental, but Bilbo mysteriously disappeared for over a year, then came back and lived to be 111 without ever looking a day over 50, and not once in that span was he openly accused of being a vampire – so if the Shire-folk are prone to judgment, they also know to mind their own business!
I told this to my mom and she said "this is why no one likes you Emilia"
After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because…
…they dilate!
Gonna start posting more
This is a call for help