Latest Posts by gaysimp614 - Page 10

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

The Crows are to the Grishaverse as the Guardians of the Galaxy are to Marvel. Like all the avengers and shadow and bone characters are like “ahh the weight of world is on our shoulders” but all the crows and the guardians just want their goddamn money

I have too much time on my hands and I wanted to prove my point, so enjoy these guardians quotes replaced by the crows characters

Van Eck: [insert long villain monologue here]

Kaz: yeah, blah blah blah but WE’D LIKE TO GET PAID

Inej: The contact is making me wait.

Kaz: That’s just a negotiation tactic - trust me, this is my speciality. Whereas yours is more… stab, stab, stab

Nina: I have no need of the money

Kaz: Well great, more money for the rest of us!

Jesper: What’s that?

Wylan: Don’t touch that, it’s a bomb

Jesper: AND YOU JUST LEAVE IT LYING AROUND!???

Wylan: … well I was gonna put it in a box

Matthias: I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.

Nina: Really? Well, in my country we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well it’s the greatest thing there is.

Matthias: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.

the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing

My Masterlist

After all this time I'm finally making a masterlist

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RULES

♥️ You can request Male!Reader or GN! Reader. I do not write Female!Reader, sorry. 

♥️ Please Do Not Request: In_est (c), R.P (A,E). Huge Age Gap, Weird Kinks (Pee Kink, etc.), No characters under the age of 18

Smut = *

Angst = +

Fluff = ^

MARVEL

Peter Parker:

Better Luck Next Time +

Late Night Drive ^

Broken Ending +

Loved you then, love you now +

Never Forget About Me +

Deja Vu - PT 1 +

Deja Vu - PT 2 +

Deja Vu - PT 3 +

More Nights Like This *

First Time For Everything *

Happy For You +

VINNIE HACKER

Baking Gone Wrong *

I'm Sorry +^

Streamer Fun *

Happier Than Ever +

Shy Sex - PT 1 *

Shy Sex - PT 2 +

Consequences *

Better off without you +

JOSH RICHARDS

Pool Sex *

NOAH BECK

Time Will Pass Quicker *

STEVE HARRINGTON

Never Forget About Me +

The Boy From Scoops Ahoy ^

JASON CARVER

Naughty Boy *

TOMMY SLATER

Can't Stop Myself +

JADEN HOSSLER

Such a tease *

JJ MAYBANK

Morning Kisses ^ Passionate About you *

Passionate about you *

NICK STURNIOLO

Picnic Day ^

UNCHARTED

Nathan Drake:

Trust My Gut +

WEDNESDAY

Xavier Thorpe:

Art lessons ^ Mine and Only Mine * Got my eye on you +^

JACOB DAY

In Your Clothes *

AND MANY MORE TO COME

send in your requests <3

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (02.26.23)

(Previously)

eddie: nobody thinks buck and i are dating

chimney: raise your hand if you think eddie and buck are dating!

everyone: *raises hands*

eddie: BUCK PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!

Merlin: So, how are we doing this?

Arthur: You come to our house for the weekend

Morgana: introduce yourself as my boyfriend

Gwen: then we all have dinner with Uther

Morgana: who will insist that you spend the nights in Arthur’s bedroom so you wouldn’t have a chance to do ‘naughty stuff’ with me

Arthur: not realising that you are actually my boyfriend and we can do ‘naughty stuff’

Merlin: that actually works?

Gwen: Oh, for sure. He thinks that I’m dating Arthur for two years now

Morgana: and always makes us girls share a room, not realising that we are actually together.

Merlin: That’s twisted on so many levels.

Arthur: So, what do you say?

Merlin: To go behind the back of a homophobe asshole and screw his son in his own house? Absolutely.

My alphabet be like...