At first, Hua Cheng mostly gives off the impression of a normal over-protective broody love interest in a romance novel, overly paranoid over anything that might potentially hurt Xie Lian, but then you get to the White Clothed Calamity arc and realize, oh god, oh fuck, that’s actually a completely reasonable response to having to watch someone go through that, he’s actually showing remarkable restraint by allowing Xie Lian to go off and do his own thing as much as he does
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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
Dick and the bats most recent chats (it’s canon dc told me) (pt1)
Dick & Jay
Unknown number: what did you do
Jason: no clue what youre talking about
Unknown number: Jason
Jason: yesssss
Unknown number: What Did you do
Jason: nothing you need to worry about
Unknown number: oh so the 40 missed calls from Roy and the 30 text messages from Kori are just to check in then
Jason: okay fine worry a little and meet me at the coord’s I sent you
Dickhead (how do you keep finding my number): Jason
Jason: what
Dickhead: why are you in Mongolia
Dick & Babs
Barbie girl: I hate everyone
Barbie girl: you’re all idiots
Hunk wonder: I’ll bring wine and takeout if you tell me what Bruce did
Barbie girl: why do you think it’s Bruce this time???
Hunk wonder: if it was Tim you’d call me, Jason pisses you off enough they’d be curse words, Cass isn’t doing something reckless against your advice so you’re not mad at her, Steph is with Cass today, and if it was the birds of prey you’d call Dinah
Barbie girl: …
Hunk wonder : I am a detective you know
Barbie girl: I’m blocking you
Hunk wonder: so no pho?
Barbie girl: fuck you and come over
Dick & Tim
Tim buck 2: asdfgjjklahahwkdbsbekskahajak
Big bird: honestly 10/10 keyboard smash
Tim buck 2: help
Tim buck 2: I’m metaphorically dying right now
Big bird: metaphorically dying?
Tim buck 2: don’t judge me
Big bird: what happened
Tim buck 2: I’m not saying this where prying ears may be present
Big bird: this is an encrypted line
Big bird: I don’t even know why I bother actually
Big bird: want to come over or should I
Tim buck 2: I’ll send you the location on your laptop
Big bird: this is a cypher in ancient Aramaic
Tim buck 2: get here quick
Tim buck 2 is offline
Big bird: Tim?
Big bird: of course
oh look both of my writing styles in one post
On the one hand, I want to write complex, richly crafted characters and explore their psyches and what makes them tick.
On the other hand, I want giant set piece encounters where two people whack at each other with swords five hundred feet in the air, and just when it looks like one of them has won, the other guy pulls out an even bigger sword.
I’m fighting off Demons (an unknown virus) so here are the Bats various home remedies/ how they behave when ill
Bruce: can’t stop won’t stop moving if I die I die ig? Illness is a mindset for himself. For his kids? Give him 3 hours he’s synthesizing a cure his babies will never be sick in his presence how dare you.
Dick: makes the most bomb lentil soup and also has about 90 million metric tons of ginger tea with lemon and honey. He saved a beekeeper early on as nightwing so he gets really high quality very nice ethically sourced honey that all the Batkids keep trying to steal. He does the R&R except he’s an acrobat so R&R is doing paperwork while on coms
Jason: Lazarus pit + a childhood running around in very unsanitary environments means he’s never sick. But when he is he always just assumes this is the end for him and he won’t wake up the next day bc he everything hurts. (He has literally been ill like 4 times in his life he doesn’t know what to do here) so he just kinda finds a corner to die in like your elderly pet and he wakes up fine after a few hours and he’s always surprised.
Cass: has never been sick will never be sick
Steph: Steph is on top of her shit, she has a whole ass gallon of soup delivered, pre portioned and frozen in microwave safe containers. She also has a drawer of various vitamins, cough drops and syrups. She doesn’t have time to lay around so she tries everything to get up and at em as quick as possible. Sadly due to this she ends up with like a really weak residual cough for a few weeks even if she got 99% better after 5 days
Tim: L+ ratio + no spleen + has to be put in a sterilized room for observation if he so much as coughs
Damian: steals Dicks lentil soup, Steph’s vitamin gummies and cuddles with his pets if he knows illness wont transmit to pets. Or if he’s feeling really bad he gets very cuddly with his brothers but only Dick and Jason because they both run very warm and he must steal the warm. But also he rlly only goes to Jason when he’s delirious and in pain because he just doesn’t want the teasing. Bruce he’s a sick Damian wrapped up in a bunch of blankets with his arms around dicks neck sleeping peacefully and gets violently Jealous.
Duke: goes to doctor, takes his meds, it’s the only thing he’s normal about. His parents taught him well he’s not gonna ignore that.
Stephanie brown 🤝 Dick Grayson
Being the only likable bats
Don't know if you know this but there was a tiktok about these two friends (one boy the other a girl) who went to a hotel in France and absolutely as soon as they came in was a couple pack, I mean like rose petals, towel shaped swans and like champagne bottle with ice romance shit 😭
And ofc the friends the moment saw that ended up laughing so much and honestly this just reminded me of Donna and dick so much for some reason
I have not seen it (please send it to me)
However I can see it
In my minds eye
Donna books the hotel except for once she’s the more sleep deprived one bc Dick fell asleep and is currently napping across her lap. And all the titans follow the cat rule for Nightwing AKA: IF THE BABY SLEEPS ON YOUR LAP IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO MOVE.
So she’s tryna book a hotel trip on her shitty burner phone since her last real phone blew up (long story but just know it was Roy’s fault) very carefully bc bats will wake up if your heart rate accelerates by 1 beat per minute
And she accidentally books a honeymoon suite
And doesn’t think anymore of it bc she is now going to sleep for a month.
The they go on this slay lil trip to Paris bc Donna and him do a solo field trip once a year added on to the yearly titans field trip. Unlike the titans field trip this has no set it, it’s done when either Donna feels unstable in her identity or Bruce pushed Dick too hard for bludhaven to feel like a safe distance to recenter himself.
So they get there and no one bats (hehe) an eye, they’re both exhausted from the flight and everything end of the world-y that happened before but it’s a nice hotel near the center of Paris and they both wanna knock out
And they walk in and see
Rose petals
Swans kissing
Bottles of champagne with a “for the happy couple”
And they both fuckinf lose it on the floor laughing for a good 10 mins
And then they realize they 100% have to see it through bc not only is this a couples suite Nono this is couples resort.
And so they get into character and instead of goofing off in public and cuddling up to cancel touch starvation in their room. They simply pretend they’re 14 again and remain attached at the hip the whole time.
Cheek kisses, pet names the whole shebang
And they keep getting compliments like “oh my god you guys talk like you’ve know each other your whole lives”
“This is what marrying your best friend looks like”
And so on
They get so much positive reinforcement that Donna and Dick end up in an old argument
Donna: this was nice
Dick: yeah it was
Donna: we should do it again
Dick snorting: what like fake being a couple and stay and an outrageously expensive hotel and eat out weight in butter
Donna: yes except we can’t fake it again we have to do it for real next time or it would be boring
Dick: you’re asking me to marry you
Donna: I’m asking you to marry me
Dick sighing: I will not abandon Bruce and or Gotham if we get married
Donna: WHY NOT?
Dick: HES MY DAD
Donna: HES AN ASSHOLE
Dick: Donna-
Have I read all of these… no
Will I start… soon
But everyone read Steph brown she’s my baby
For those who, like me, when they like a character they need to read every single comic the character appears in, I have compiled a list of all of Stephanie Brown’s appearances from her debut up to the 2011 Flashpoint reboot (not including New 52 continuity).
Season 4 Jon Bashing his head in while listening to the older tapes: Karma is a bitch.
Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.
Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.
Random headcanon number 20207483927
-Dick doesn’t spy on his families teams
Because he doesn’t need too
They’ll either tell him what’s happening
Or their teammates will
He’s friends with 80% of them anyway
Jason Todd was honest to god on a team with Dicks Ex who still adores him and starfire /j
No but really Roy and Kori 100% have doxxed Jason’s entire life to Dick Grayson
A) bc I will ignore any canon where these 3 aren’t close
B) Kori has never had a filter ever
C) Dick absolutely has indoctrinated the fab 5 into mission reports and now they feel weird without a debrief
D) Roy would find giving Dick and ulcer over the stupid shit his brother does hilarious
E) Roy would find giving dick and ulcer over the stupid shit HE does so so so fulfilling (revenge)
Damian is on the Titans.
No matter what titans generation of titans it is they’re responding to Nightwings status report request, fully detailed in MLA format with a reference list following APA 7 guidelines
Dick does not have to worry about young justice despite the fact they are very much NOT snitches bc Tim absolutely calls Dick and Doxxes his entire life story to him once a week minimum
(See Tim telling Dick random shit in the comics causing him to lose his balance and fall a compilation Im sure exists)
Both Clark and Wally are on the justice league. Bruce’s every dangerous move is reported to Dick via Clark and all his stupid ones are reported to Dick via Wally.
No matter how weird Dick and Babs relationship (on again, besties, off again, not talking etc) is she’s absolutely telling him either via concise email or 7 hour long sip and bitch session every single thing that happens not for help but bc ughhh wtf is happening.
Now frustratingly the same is not reciprocated
Bc
“Donna or Garth would kill me” -Roy
“*graphic details of sexcapades to distract from question*”-Kori
“Nightwing is busy” -oracle (babs just leaves when asked as a civilian)
“I’m sorry it’s just so hard to not talk to him okay?? He’s so nice” -Jon during supersons
“He’s my friend too, I can tell him what I want” current jon
“Listen he barely talks to me as it is I’d rather he still come to me with issues and insecurities without worrying his father will hear it” -Clark
“If you think I’m saying shit to you, you’re in idiot, if anything was wrong and I told you you’d make it worse go fuck yourself” -Wally
(OG Bruce Wayne hater of titans. him and Roy do fight over this title at the titans new years. Wally thinks Roy lost his place bc he found a new bird to be mad at the bat over so his timeline should shrink. Roy thinks this is bullshit bc now he hates Bruce for reasons of bird^2)
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