Workplace Sexual Harassment!

Jack Lowden perfects the triple take - The Graham Norton Show

River in the first frame all "can't you just abandon me in the garden and leave like an adult with some fucking dignity instead of embarrassing us both in front of my friend"

Revisiting this scene for giffing inspired by @countessrivers posting about it the other day bc it really is just. River's expression in the first one is so just, fascinating. Exhausted and disappointed and realising he's been betrayed again, but still just overwhelming sad about it. The way his eyes track down to look at Spider's hand clutching onto him, his lips, his eyes, the last contact they'll ever have, and then it's just.

So deeply embarrassing and pathetic!! Spider being like. hah! You moron! worried about children dying! Louisa just. Had enough. The 'sniper' going for his 'gun', pulling the most insane faces in the background. Spider gripping River's clothes about as long he can justify it's all so -

why can't you just break up like normal people?

JACK LOWDEN Slow Horses 3.04 "Uninvited Guests"

Jack Lowden as River Cartwright Slow Horses – S01E01 – Failure’s Contagious

River Cartwright is Harry Potter and James Webb is Draco Malfoy.

Discuss.

The Pitt – 1.03: 9:00 A.M.

moodboards + mel/frank/kingdon

JACK LOWDEN as River Cartwright in Slow Horses (Season 2)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sidonie "Sid" Baker/River Cartwright Characters: River Cartwright, Sidonie "Sid" Baker Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, OCs (secondary characters), Co-workers to lovers, One Night Stands Summary:

Sid asks River to be her date to fool her friends into thinking she's moved on from a bad break up. In a surprise to no one who's ever read a romance novel, the only one she's fooling is herself.

(I think maybe you could consider this fluff if you're willing to overlook the teensy tiny ethical violation of banging someone you have under surveillance.)

I was at the opening night of The Fifth Step tonight!

I was 1 metre away from Jack Lowden. 🤯 It turns out he doesn't just live in my television but is, in fact, a real living breathing person. Also, he is very ginger (affectionate) IRL.

If you're going to see the play, be assured it's really good! If you're thinking of going, you should! It was funnier than I expected but also had Things To Say about addiction, 12 step programs, modern masculinity, and religion. Also, you get to hear Jack Lowden use his natural accent for once and now I wish they had just let River be Scottish.