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“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

I'm fucking crying. I need to write an essay on Hamlet but this fucking shit came out of no where.

Agent 00Sheldon | My Life as a Teenage Robot

Quote of the Episode

"Grodd hate banana" -a seriously pissed off gorilla. I mean, I don't blame him, stereotypes suck.

IRIS SHIT PLEASE BABY UNDERSTAND. ALSO WHILE YOURE TOTALLY LISTENING TO ME, DUMP EDDIE ASAP BECAUSE THE SOUNDS THAT CLAW THEIR WAY FROM MY THROAT WHEN YOU AND BARRY ARE TOGETHER CANT HANDLE THE STRESS ANYMORE AND IF I RUIN MY VOCAL CORDS AND GO MUTE THATS ON YOU. and gosh this episode, am I right? This show is just getting so much better. Every episode is heart wrenching and beautiful and HOLY FUCK HE JUST SAID HES GRODD. YES. FINALLY. BRING IN THE EVIL GORILLA.

I’ll just leave this Jarida doodle here.

God forbid someone does something nice for a friend and it goes national. Maybe we shouldn't be so bitter, because yes this shouldn't need to warrant the attention it did, but it did because this country is still transitioning, and those people who keep you from going out with your partner? They and their kids will see this and might actually begin to understand how stupid they are and how accepted it is nationally by other people. Things like this need publicity right now. When we stop needing it, then you can complain about how unfair it is that someone YOU DONT KNOW IN THE LEAST BIT got a large sum of money. Because of you like to complain so much I can't stop you, but doing it like this right now about this shit is just bringing it backward. It's just plain rude. He wanted to help his friend out for prom. That was literally it. They are high school boys. They don't need strangers forming ridiculously disgusting opinions against them.

I hate that stupid straight guy who asked the gay guy to prom and I hate the guy who got asked too like fuck them both

time to relax

Yes, I too hate when gravity turns my chocolate milk into orange juice.

me watching the office: work seems like a fun place where i will have many adventures and meet cool people

me watching community: school seems like a fun place where i will have many adventures and meet cool people

me watching orange is the new black: prison seems like a fun place where i will have many adventures and meet cool people

I completely second this motion. I discovered the thrill of it not to long ago and let me tell you, it's pure joy.

recently it has come to my attention that you are not all grocery shopping with your friends. you should grocery shop with your friends. it is fun and it counts as socializing and you can all get excited about buying eggs together. thank you for reading my post about grocery shopping with your friends.

Reblogging so I can read this later.

To-Do

It's so funny that you say that, because my brother swore that he'd never watch another episode with me again. Jokes on him though because I'm not sure if it's safe for my health to watch another episode.

The noises I made during that episode embarrass me. I was a howling whale until the end.

Every time I see this gif set I get this horribly goofy grin. So fucking beautiful.

Cool it. Relax.

The noises I made during that episode embarrass me. I was a howling whale until the end.

BIG HERO AANG

A tribute to ATLA’s 10th Anniversary! I’m almost done with midterms so yaaay I made art! I really think BH6 is meant for this crossover. Lol anyway, sorry I couldn’t think of anyone who would fit Wasabi. :<

dA: xldlcrz.deviantart.com

Over 150 years ago a group of anonymous Japanese artists created a 34-ft long scroll titled He-Gassen (屁合戦), literally: “Fart Battle.”  It was created during the Edo Period (probably around 1846) in Japan and consists of roughly 15 different scenes depicting people directing their farts at other people or objects. There are people farting at each other. There are people farting through objects. There are people combating farts with fans. There are bags of farts being released. Trees and cats get blown away by farts. And the scroll culminates with a divine gust of flatulence knocking over a ceremony and causing complete and utter chaos.

I just found this out last week and I was actually speechless. I'd given blood at the blood drive at my school the day before and so in gym the next day I was talking to this guy that I kinda know and I was telling him my horror story of how it went (I dont handle losing a pint of blood well I guess) and I asked if he donated. He was like "I can't. I'm banned for life." and I was like "wtf did you do to get banned for life" expecting a funny story or something, but then he said "I'm gay and the moment I have sex with another man I'm officially banned, so I told them fuck you and that I had even though I haven't yet".

I had no idea and I don't understand it. 

So I was recruiting for my schools annual blood drive today at lunch. I asked my friend if he would donate and he said, “I can’t, I’m gay.” Since we are good friends we male fun of each other and make jokes at our own expense and I thought he was joking. But no. He was dead fucking serious. And I looked it up to verify.

In the US you are not allowed to donate blood if you are gay, bi, or lesbian.

I honestly have been pissed about this all day.

So you know how when you're on mobile and you can run your finger over a gif and it goes whichever direction you go at the speed you go? Well I did it to this one in reverse and now I'm crying

Satan is here

But what happened?

http://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/112482726832

so my school has writers week every year where students and teachers (also famous poets and authors) share their writing. a lot of them are funny and inspirational and it makes me so happy that students get to watch and see different perspectives...

literally though zackisontumblr could make a post that just says “z” or something and he would still get 40,000 something notes

Truth

this episode changed me forever

Shippers in Hell play Cards Against Humanity

HelloooooOO Soul Eater fandom! Please repost this if you are interested in playing CAH the next time we organize an online game so we can find you and let you know when it’s going down!

"Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!"

"I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else."

"Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!"

"Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your...

usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze: