rats can drive cars btw. if u even care
Cotta-Arc Family House, Living Room
Teen Adrian: *Reading a book on the couch*
Old Jaune: *Sits next to him* Adrian, what are you reading?
Teen Adrian: "The girl who fell through the world"
Old Jaune: Oh, I knew the author of that book.
Teen Adrian: Uncle Jaune, there's no way you knew the author.
Old Jaune: *Shows him a photo of him with Lewis*
Teen Adrian: *Looks at it* You Knew the author?! How?! *Turns to him*
Old Jaune: *Already sleeping on the sofa* Zzzzzzzz...
Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew
Dafne Keen as Laura Kinney/X-23 DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024) dir. Shawn Levy
Names you can choose for your characters. Taken from the little signs in a botanical garden. So they are names of plants.
Nemophila
Artemisia
Phacelia
Tamarix
Luzula
Alliaria
Wisteria
Actaea
Carlina
Lilium
Inula
Aralia
Prunella
Larix
Magnolia
Daphne
Alyssum
Jacaranda
Achillea
Rosa
Camellia
Nymphaea
Victoria
Acaena
Crassula
Elodea
Adonis
Narcissus
Bellevalia
Calathea
More names!
ZAINAB JIWA AS GERALT OF RIVIA