Ren's Morning
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Ren: (Gets up, Yawns)
Ren: (Showers, Brushes teeth)
Ren: (Gargles and spits, Smiles)
Ren: (Puts in contacts, Gets dress)
Lady: (In bed) Oh, Ren, you really know how to treat a woman~.
Ren: ...Okay. (Opens door)
Tyrian: (Right outside) OH, REN! Hello~! Fancy running into you here~!
Ren: Oh, hi, Mr. Callows.
Tyrian: I was just wondering if you, as my tenant, wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2?
Ren: No but thank you. I have to go to work.
Tyrian: SUIT YOURSELF~! (Cackles manicly, Scuttles up the walls)
Well said, Clint.
Secret Avengers #30
“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.
Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔
Lord Taurus
Adam: Hello, ningen~!
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Adam: Ha ha... Your threats are as empty as your title.
Adam: All hail Weiss Schnee, heiress to nothing!
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Adam: Well, well, this could be quite salubrious for me.
Corsac: I'm not sure I...
Fennec: ...know what that means.
Adam: It means "beneficial to one's health and well-being," you dolts!
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Yang: Thanks for the assist, Ozp-AGH!
Adam: ...Oops! How rude of me. The pommel of my sword has slipped into your chest~.
Yang: Heh heh... No problem.
Adam: HURGH!
Yang: Sorry 'bout that. My fist just happened to punch your chest "on accident," too.
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Harriet: It's a simple fact; I'm the fastest member of the Ace Operatives!
Adam: So you're a master of retreat, eh? You must be so proud.
Harriet: (Activates Super-Speed) Get ready for a surprise!
Adam: ...
Harriet: (Running in place) My semblance will allow me to dodge your sinister and nefarious attacks with the greatest of ease! JUST TRY AND HIT ME! (Blinks out)
Adam: ...I'm just going to let that play out.
Harriet: (Attacking Adam, Missing)
Adam: (Backhands Harriet)
Harriet: Rgh! B-But how?!
Adam: That's funny, because I was about to ask the same to you. As in, "But how do you expect such pitiful attacks could do any damage to topple a top tier titan like me?"
Adam: (Grips sword) A grievous insult I intend to pay back tenfold.
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Adam: Is Yang not here yet?
Penny: No, but she's on her way!
Adam: Oh, look at that; the toy robot from Atlas. I remember watching you die on-screen before Cinder took over. I guess the Maiden's powers can bring back both the powerful AND the pathetic!
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Weiss: YOU'RE ACTUALLY MAKING ME HOLD ADAM'S HAND?!
Adam: Heh heh heh... There's nothing for you to be scared of Schnee. I won't bite.
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Adam: Well, well, it seems the woman of the hour has finally arrived! I've been waiting a long time for you! And I see your Schnee friend is with you, too. I would be surprised, but ningen never were good at fighting alone, were they?
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Ruby: Huh? It's you...
Adam: Salutations, ningen~!
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Adam: I remember when Nikos' partner was just a shrimpy, little thing. It's so touching to see boys becoming men.
Jaune: Adrian, stay back!
Adrian: But Uncle Jaune-
Jaune: You don't stand a chance against him, so just leave him to me!
Adrian: (Pouts)
Adam: What tender love~! I can barely stomach it. When I'm done with him, I'll kill the brat, too, so you can hold hands together in Hell. (Blinks out)
Jaune: Huh?!
Adam: (Behind him) NOTHING PERSONAL, KID.
Nora/Ren: JAUNE!
Jaune: AUGH! (Falls to the ground)
Adam: ...I'm sorry, but I don't think you understand how this works. Once you're on the ground and can't move, you're supposed to beg me for mercy! Say you'll do anything to spare your nephew's life!
Jaune: Ngh!
Adam: Come on! Let's hear it, boy! Cry for me! Scream! SOAK YOUR FACE IN TEARS AND TEAR OFF YOUR ARMOR IN FRUSTRATION! AHAHAHAHAHA! Not that I would let you live, but it's all part of the fun for me!
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Pyrrha: (Struggling)
Adam: Oh, I do respect powerful fighters. But there's one other facet to my character, which is...
Adam: THERE'S NOTHING I DESPISE MORE THAN NINGEN.
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Adam: That's it, Xiao Long! Keep getting stronger! Be your best lizard!
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Adam: Care to put her to the test?
Adam: (Draws blade)
Willow: (Shakes head)
SHKT!
Adam: (Sheathes, Ahem)
Adam: ...WINTER, LOOK! IT'S SUCH A TRAGEDY!
Winter: Huh?!
Adam: IT'S YOUR MOTHER! SHE'S BEEN FATALLY WOUNDED BY A STRAY ATTACK!
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Ozpin: There must be something you care about! The White Fang?! Loved ones?! Memories?! Everyone has SOMETHING they want to protect-
Adam: You're pissing me off! I don't care about anything or anyone. Hm... Except for myself, of course.
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Adam: I can't stand the sight of your pitiful, broken faces wearing MY masks...
Adam: (Grips handle)
Blake: (Eyes widen) EVERYONE RUN, NOW!
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Yang: You're definitely not a pushover, that's for sure. If you weren't so evil, you'd actually be a fun sparring partner. What a waste of talent.
Adam: It's exactly that kind of small-minded drivel that makes ningen like you so especially intolerable.
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Adam: WAKE UP! Torture isn't any fun if I can't hear you scream! (Stabs Yang's prone body)
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Adam: Attention, brothers and sisters of the White Fang...
Adam: (Points)
Penny: Huh?!
Adam: I will grant ownership of any human settlement to any one of you who can slice that Atlas toy in half!
Penny: What?!
Adam: Ha ha ha! History repeats, with only certain details that change. And when Xiao Long shows up, she'll give in to her rage again, leaving her wide-open for me cut not just her arm, but her head off, too!
iamkowai
Names you can choose for your characters. Taken from the little signs in a botanical garden. So they are names of plants.
Nemophila
Artemisia
Phacelia
Tamarix
Luzula
Alliaria
Wisteria
Actaea
Carlina
Lilium
Inula
Aralia
Prunella
Larix
Magnolia
Daphne
Alyssum
Jacaranda
Achillea
Rosa
Camellia
Nymphaea
Victoria
Acaena
Crassula
Elodea
Adonis
Narcissus
Bellevalia
Calathea
More names!
Thank you for being a part of my childhood as King Mufasa, Darth Vader, and so much more.
May the Force be with You, and may you shine down on us alongside the Great Kings of the Past.
Wolwerine Pyrrha commission for @darksaiyangoku!!