Ren: That's Enough. You're Going To Jail.

Ozpin's Last Resort

Adam: This is the end, "Headmaster". Your students won't be coming to save you now!

Ozpin: Maybe so, but don't count me out just yet.

Adam: You don't scare me, Ozpin. Do your wor-

Ozpin: (Uses "recall" spell)

Adam: (Reliving worst day of his life) NO! Not this... Anything but this! DON'T MAKE ME RELIVE THIS!

Ozpin: That's what you get- What do you mean "relive this"?

Adam: I can't believe you'd put me back in those damned dust mines! How dare you use those memories against me!

Ozpin: Oh, so those are your memories?

Adam: What do you mean?! You just showed them to me!

Ozpin: I remember a few years ago, when I was traveling, I scanned them from somewhere and thinking, "Wow, that's heavy!" And stuck that puppy in my back pocket to keep in reserves for emergencies like this!

Adam: Wait, so you didn't pull up my memories of the dust mines from my head? You just had that entire thing on standby?!

Ozpin: Pretty much.

Adam: ...THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ozpin: YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME!

Adam: You were using my memories of the dust mines as a weapon! How many other people have you done this to?!

Ozpin: Alright, let's calm down. Take a breath.

Adam: You made me relive the entirety of the dust mines! Like I was actually there!

Ozpin: Oh, how would you know that?

Adam: BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE!

Ozpin: Well, we'll just call that a happy coincidence!

Adam: What coincidence?! They're MY memories!

Ozpin: Yeah, and it worked, didn't it?

Adam: BECAUSE YOU MADE ME RELIVE THE DUST MINES!

Ozpin: I feel like you're downplaying the effectiveness of this. L-Let me show you.

Yang: Professor Ozpin, what's going on in here-

Ozpin: DUST MINES!

Yang: ARGH! FUCKING DUST MINES!

Pyrrha: Hey, is everything okay-

Ozpin: TWENTY YEARS AGO!

Pyrrha: OH MY GOD!

Ozpin: See? C'mon, it's pretty effective!

Adam: You sick human fuck!

Cardin: Yo, Prof! Everything alright? What's going on in-

Ozpin: (Uses "recall")

Cardin: (Unfazed)

Ozpin: Huh? (Uses again)

Cardin: ...

Ozpin: Huh... For some reason, it's not working on you, Mr. Winchester.

Cardin: What? The dust mines thing? N-No, it worked. I saw it.

Adam: You did?

Cardin: Yeah.

Adam: ...That's it? That's all you have to say?

Cardin: What?

Adam: You're just brushing off someone implanting the entire experience of a dust mine survivor in your brain?

Cardin: W-Well, come on, dude! I knew it wasn't real!

Adam: Oh, so he's done this to you before!

Cardin: N-No, I didn't know he could do that.

Ozpin: What did you know wasn't real? The visions or the dust mines?

Cardin: Oh! Pssh! You know!

Adam: No, I don't think I do.

Cardin: Y-Y'know...

Ozpin: The dust mines were a real thing! You saw them just now! You just experienced it!

Cardin: Yeah- Yeah, yeah, but y-y'know that wasn't- I knew it wasn't real!

Ozpin: The visions or the dust mines?!

Cardin: Y- Y- Y'know... Y'know...

Adam: ...Some outstanding students you have, Ozpin.

Ozpin: (Uses "recall")

Adam: (Writhing on the ground)

Ozpin: SAY UNCLE! SAY UNCLE!

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

English Dub voice actress Rachael Lillis has passed away on August 10, 2024 at the age of 55 due to breast cancer.

Lillis is best known as the original English Dub voice actress of Misty, Jessie, and various pokémon such as Jigglypuff and Goldeen in the Pokémon anime. Her other well-known English dub roles include Utena Tenjō in Revolutionary Girl Utena, Martina in Slayers Next, Micott Bartsch in Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn, Nagi Kirima in Boogiepop Phantom, Yuriko Star in The Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Kanaka Ohno in Genshiken, and Ami Kurimoto in DNA².

RIP Mr Jones 😢

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

RIP to a true legend❤️

Remembering Both James Earl Jones And Carrie Fisher

Absolutely amazing 🏳️‍🌈🫶🌈

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