(via @DanKaszeta over at the former Bird Place)
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
Fontainebleau State Park, Mandeville, Louisiana by Lana Gramlich
At the park.
Mama Arc: Saphron, where is your brother?
Saphron: *On her phone* I don't know
Mama Arc: What do you mean you don't know where your brother is?! I told you to keep your eyes on him!
Saphron: Relax, he's old enough to take care of himself.
Mama Arc: Find him, NOW!
Saphron: Uhggg! FINE!!!
Moments later
Saphron: Where did that little shit go?
Little Jaune: Is over Whitley!
Saphron: Jaune?
She turns to where she heard her brother's voice. In one of the games, at the top of a slide, Jaune was standing and at the end of said slide was a little boy with white hair.
Little Jaune: I have the high ground!
Little Whitley: You turned my sister against me!!
Little Jaune: No, I didn't!!
Little Whitley: Yes you did!!!
He tries to climb the slide but when he reaches the top Jaune gives him a little push. Making him lose balance and slide down.
Little Jaune: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to be my little brother, not my enemy!
Little Whitley: I HATE YOU!!!
Saphron: *sighs* They are so dumb.
"oh where was I? oh right...crippling sadness"