CARPENTERS HOW ARE WE FEELING TONIGHT????
Rewatching Mermaid Melody on Youtube. I’ve reached eternal happiness
Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors pull apart at the seams
And it's blue. And it's blue.
Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue. And he's blue.
13 years old
Prince of the Southern Kingdom
Marshmallow/Mi hijo/Mi amor (by Valentina)
Shy, childish, and cheerful
Clings to his brother and Yuu a lot
Doesn’t want to be a prince
Loves spending time with his mom
Queen Valentina: mother
Prince Rodrigo (former): father
Dynamis: older brother
Isabella: godmother/nanny
Yuu & Kenta: good friends
June: crush
Other Horsemen: friends
Bao: future brother-in-law
Aguma: close friends/ future brother-in-law
Other WBBA Agents: friends
Beylin Temple: enemies
Skilled martial artist
Lightfoot (can trace people) & Quantum Tunneling (phase through objects)
Fluent in Japanese, English, Spanish, and Portuguese
Dyed front part of his hair purple and kept it like that
Doesn’t get taken seriously
Got the sex talk from Bao after walking in on Aguma and Dynamis once
Very interested in his ancestry
Almost died of a fever at 6 years old
Straight (for now)
24 years old
Beylin Temple Agent
Dames/Dami (by Jack)
Mr. Hart (by Ryo)
Mr. Talk And Dark (by Yuu)
Under mind control: ruthless, sadistic, aggressive, and harsh
Under release: gentle, comedic, lighthearted, and optimistic
Jack likes to push his buttons a lot but he never cracks
King Ryo: employer
Dashan: team leader
Toby: good friend
Jack: close friend/ crush (one-sided)
Beylin Temple: friends
WBBA Agents: enemies
Skilled martial artist
Is really good at aiming projectiles
Erebokinesis (can control darkness & light), Energy Vampire & Telekinesis
Fluent in Japanese, English, and German
Motivation: To protect Jack with his life
Actually has known Jack since middle school and is still mad at Ryuga for breaking up with him
Loves to bake desserts when Under Release
Does Mei-Mei and Chi-Yun’s hair every morning
Suffers from insomnia
Gay and Asexual
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
The object of the game is to checkmate the opponent’s King by placing it under threat of capture which cannot be avoided.
Incorrect beyblade quotes of stuff my friends have said (or texted)
Ginka: “Dude bro lets yeet this yeast”
Masamune: “I like big pepe”
Tsubasa: “I swear to god, if you don’t shut up, I will tie the long hairs on your head to the short hairs in your ass and roll you downhill like a snowball”
Yu: “IT AINT THE DOWNWARD DOG ITS SPIRALING DOWN TO HELL”
Madoka: “you even sit like an anime girl”
Benkei: “Excuse me miss, you dropped your coochie”
Kyoya: *VERY loudly* “B L A D D E R”
Kenta: “No, I didn’t leave you at the corner store at lunch with that guy to set you up, I just didn’t wanna eat another sandwich at the fucking corner store.”
Toby: “I’m gonna have a fucking seizure”
Zeo: “Just tell that guy to stick his d!ck in a meat grinder or somethin, I dunno”
Dashan: “I’m gonna yell at him tomorrow”
Chao Xin: (in a public mall about our empty-handed friend) “[FRIEND’s NAME] PUT THE GUN AWAY”
Chi Yun: “just in case someone offended rubber ducks like that”
Mei Mei: “i am a B U I L D I N G”
Julian: “I am literally the biggest asshole ever”
Sophie: “I want fries”
Wales: “I cursed at our gym teacher and I don’t regret it”
Klaus: “STRONG BOI”
Hyoma: “that does not sound natural”
Hoikuto: “I’m so done being a person.”
What’s next, after a black Ariel? A black Cinderella?!
A black Fairy Godmother?!
A black Glinda the Good Witch?!
A black Belle from Beauty and the Beast?!
A black Juliet?!
A black vampire?!
A black Roxie Hart?!
A black pair of Voodoo bokors?!
A black witch?!
A black Joan of Arc?!
A black pirate queen?!
A black Adam and Eve?!
A black superhero?!
A black doctor?!
A black professor?!
A black cop?!
A black BLACK PERSON?!?!?!! Potentially?!?! Is it possible!?!