discovered dream and george on sunday and i just want to ask you all if you’re alright? in the eight years i’ve been online, i have never seen a pair like this, i survived early yt era shipping and that was wild but this? this? this is f*cking mad, folks. if two cc’s made as many jokes or comments about their own ship to the public, people would lose their minds. like i’ve been sat here three days in silence watching clips of dream saying “my future is your future” and george planning marriage “fraud” at least three times like it’s not absolute insanity,
the “i’ve known him for six years”, the “we could...kiss?”, the “i’ll win if you tell me you love me, george”, the “have you compared your best friend to any of your past bf/gf’s” followed by “n-no-no!” and george’s quiet “well..”, the “are you dating dream?” followed by george’s “he wishes”, with “me and george have no plans to date...we’re just bro’s, just homies” making toby and tommy start wheezing like they can’t breathe, “yeah i have it set up so dream’s call comes through when he needs me” george said, “i love you dream” he says before exiting, and dream just blatantly says “the only man i’m into is george”, like.
all the suggestive texts (what?) the constant confusion of their relationship from their friends (okay) the late calls that last hours (fine) the unsure reaction george has when dream says something provacative concerning their relationship (huh?) when dream stutters or falls quiet when he’s caught off guard where it concerns george (how?) the soft voice they use only for the other (i...) fans being used to dream liking ship fanart (it doesn’t surprise you anymore) no like how they’ve known each other for more than half a decade and george still doesn’t know what he looks like - and is okay with that,
the fact that dream’s always looking for george, hearing george, focused on george, to the point where he has his stream open, looking for george’s reactions, only. i don’t think you folks understand how absolutely mad this is. you’re used to it and i genuinely don’t know what’s going on here. just, i love my friends, but i know i don’t love them the same way dream loves george.
oh, what if he instilled the fear of geese in everyone, just sending his minions at people?
hi, i'm the zora one again, do you think zora would teach geese pranks?
Of course! Geese are pranksters by nature. He would train them to steal things and bite toes for sure.
godamit, puki
Icy cold containers of crystalline chroma
i looked up to the sky and asked the stars,
will i ever be one?
they told me "you already are"
and i realised,
a star, is everyone i know.
i want to know what Neil thinks of this metaphor for him
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Me: I love space so much
My grandpa: Do you love it like a scientist or like a poet?
Me: What’s the difference?
Pa: The scientist loves the mystery they can spend a lifetime solving, the poet loves the mystery they can spend a lifetime loving
regulus, lily and james having date competitions where they try to take the other two out on the most fun dates
lily has deffinitely taken them on a grocery shopping date at 3am (they totaly rode shopping carts through the store and parking lot)
james has taken them to a mcdonalds in 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 fancy dresses (lily wore a suit tho, with a tail-coat and they all looked 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵)
regulus took them to a museum, where they imitated some old paintings and marveled at exhibits and goofed around
lily took them through a car-wash where james stared through the car windows in absolute awe, while regulus watched everything with rapt curiousity (and lily watched them)
james got them dressed as ghosts with bedsheets and sunglasses and took them to a park (they might've scared some kids, but it wasn't too bad)
regulus 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 has set up a picnic date for them three, with some of their favourite foods (it was very sweet)
james took them frog catching once, they all got a bit muddy and it started raining but they all had a lot of fun (the very few frogs caught were released 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 quickly)
lily took them on a movie date to a drive-in theater (it was a horror movie and james was terrified, but reg and lily thought the movie was funny and comforted him)
regulus took them cliff-diving, james and lily were surprised because regulus' previous dates were much calmer, but they all enjoyed going, it was like an adventure
james proposes to lily and regulus whilst wearing a dinosaur costume, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 (remus, sirius and peter were backup dino-vocalists and sirius ran into the doorframe whilst leaving the room)
“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”
The villain blinks “You-”
“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”
regulus: your smile is but an all-consuming light, my love, and i cannot help but gaze at your eyes when they light up in the sun in the most mesmerizing of colours, you have me enraptured in your very existence, yes
lily: i watch as the strands of your hair glow in the daylight, as though there are strings of precious metals woven through it and i listen as you laugh with your full chest, as though it'll be your last, and i cannot help but think, god let me see every moment my love has
james, whispering breathlessly: and i would fill my every textbook with poetries for you, but i'm afraid you've already stolen my words with your mere presence