The Wish To Spend All My Money On Plastic Cups, So I Can Build A Majestic Tower, Grows

Legends

And there's another notch in the cord,

the strings are frayed,

and it looks like it might unravel,

or break apart, perhaps,

but it doesn't.

it never does.

Important PSA

Don’t ever buy these for your dog

Today, I unfortunately had to put down my dog, Boomer. He was only 2 years old. Boomer, unfortunately ate something he wasn’t supposed to, and the damages he sustained were not something he could come back from. What they found in him were two smaller pieces of sharp plastic, and another larger piece that I recognized. It was the end of one of these toys, a toy that he loved greatly. When the plastic of this toy gets chewed it, it becomes significantly sharper, and I can’t tell you how many times in the past I’ve cursed like a sailor after stepping on one. It’s worse than a lego, and it once cut the bottom of my foot. So please. Don’t buy this toy for your dog, and if you have before, stop buying them and take awake any that you may still have. I can’t stomach the fact that something as simple as a toy supposedly MEANT for a dog could have potentially had a hand in something so devastating for both me, and my family.

fuck, i would die for their happiness

Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order! 

apples are just hard grapes

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

ok, but who leaves a comatosed dude in his clothes for 6 months?

» fuegoleon vermillion

“as the captain of the crimson lion kings, and as your older brother, i will never lose…again!”

this reminds me of my constant paranoia of breaking stuff that started with a fear of breaking the flush button on a toilet

Do you ever accidentally break something and regret it but also secretly think you're stronger than you ever knew possible???

Fire lord protection program

I recently started reading hooky on webtoon!

I'm not very far in and I have been reading for hours, haha!

It's such a fun story and it's written so well, in my opinion!