I love you and I think you are a wonderful person
Oh my god this is so incredibly sweet ❤️❤️Thank you so, so much you amazing human being. I really needed this right now. ☺️
-one of the main characters’ name being Taako Taaco
-a different main characters’ name being Barold Bluejeans
-the literal angel of death faking a cockney accent for no real reason
-the main crew being called the Tres Horny Boys
-many of the plot points being caused/resolved by a Fantasy Costco run by Garfield the Cat on the goddamn moon
-the villain, who is an all-powerful being that consumes entire planes of existence, being a middle-aged dude named John
-Merle regularly seducing plants
-a canonical weapon being a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom
-the absolute disregard of basically all the rules of DnD
-vore
it’s literally the whole ‘knight in shining armor’ scene, down to the fainting damsel in her arms
Save the Cat.
• Lance has some serious problems with Keith’s wardrobe. -He has tried to burn Keith’s jacket on more than one occasion. -”But guys it just??? it just covers his arms??? what’s even the point????”
• Keith has banned dates in the Red Lion because she wouldn’t stop snickering and giving them weird kinky suggestions
• Keith is the blanket hog, Lance is the sprawler. (honestly, how can just one person take up so much space?)
• “Wake up, sleeping beauty! For I am thine prince, and the curse has been lifted!” “Oh my god Lance get off your breath is slowly killing me” “I SAID the curse iS LIFTED” “STOP IT LANCE YOUR BREATH”
• Keith trying to speak spanish to Lance
• Keith failing miserably at speaking spanish to Lance. -”Uhhhh... teh emo?” “Yes, Keith, we all know you’re the Emo around here”
• “WHAT’RE THOOOOOOOOSSEE!” “those are my crocs, Lance. fuck off.”
• Lance learning an alien instrument to serenade Keith
• the first time Lance slept over, they stayed up telling dumb stories, bickering and laughing until Lance slowly dozed off, his head in Keith’s lap. -needless to say, Keith didn’t sleep. He spent the night grinning like an idiot and carefully, gently stroking Lance’s hair. -the morning was spent in each other’s arms, limbs wrapped loosely around each other, exchanging lazy kisses for what seemed like a blissful eternity. -then Hunk walked in to wake them up for breakfast -Pidge spent the rest of the day pointing out Keith’s dark circles and Lance’s mussed up hair, loudly musing over what they might’ve been up to
"I sAw you hANging out W RaNveiG yEsterday" "a-axca it's not what you think!" "i wONT HESITATE BITCH"
<3 Love never dies <3
You forgot to say that's it's 'muggy' out you just said it's really night out
Thank you so much! It's fixed now. Autocorrect is not my friend today 😅If any of you reblogged it when it said night, feel free to delete it/reblog the new one.
Finally finished this series of pics! I adore Hogwarts AU and can’t resist putting there characters of any fandom I’m in :p
Lemme know if you want more because I have plenty of ideas for this one ;)
P.S. Gonna make a lil summary of characters story in this AU later
•He physically cannot sleep in -it’s 6 AM and he’s ready to go -he’s probably working out tbh
•Speaking of which dis boi is just McFrickin ripped?!!!???! -no chub here I mean his muscles have muscles amiright -Lance once tried to use him as a pillow and was sorely disappointed.
•CANNOT COOK -scrambled eggs, toast and rice is as good as it gets w/ this boi -once he and Keith tried to bake a cake for Lance’s birthday and nearly burned down the castle -they had to endure a massive scolding from Space Mom Allura.
•He’s trying so hard to be a Real Adult™️but he’s just so confused?!?? All the time??!!?!? -“What’s happening? Where’s my gun? Wait, do I have a gun!? Is Keith the left arm or the right arm? Who are we fighting? Where are they?!!!?? Hunk is. A leg right..”
•*voltron is attacked* Shiro! What do we do?! -Shiro: Alright, stay calm everyone! We got this. -Shiro internally: *high pitched screaming*
•He’s actually not sure how he’s still alive without coffee
•Whenever he gets a bit overwhelmed he goes to Coran for Adulting advice. -some weird conversations have happened here -Coran once tried to give him The Talk™️ and Shiro backed out of that one real fast.
Hope you liked these! Plz request! I’m so alone
HOLY CRAP, GUYS!!! I just woke up and saw this and may or may or may not have shrieked. Thank you all so, SO much for helping me reach this milestone. You guys are amazing!!
had a really shitty day so i made some soft sketchy danbrey to cheer myself up a bit !