I Love Whump So Much When I Find Someone Hot The Direct Response Is To Imagine Them Bleeding Out On The

"You're lucky you inherited your father's legs. [What?] His sea legs."

Me watching The X-Files: Ah yes, another episode where:

Something weird happens

Mulder says “it’s aliens/ghosts/a lizard man”

Scully says “no Mulder it’s just swamp gas and mass hysteria”

They investigate anyway

Things get progressively weirder

The weird thing solves itself

Mulder stares pensively into the night

Scully files a report that says literally none of it happened

They both go home like “welp that was strange”

[Cue credits]

DON'T PUT YOUR TRIGGERS AND/OR PHOBIAS IN YOUR WEBSITES/PINNED POSTS/BIOS/ETC. FOR EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET TO SEE. ONLY TRUSTED PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT INFORMATION, NOT THE WHOLE INTERNET. YOU WILL GET HURT!!! MEAN PEOPLE WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!!!

I’d rather people just say they hate sydcarm than to insist they’re platonic under every fucking ship edit I see every god damn second

how to say "I love you" in x-files [118/?] ⤷ 1.17 — “E.B.E.”

gillian and david insisted on making out on camera so many times, i believe cc just had to go with it. no amount of resistance could have stopped them. the entire production team was foaming at the mouth to record it.

he couldn't fit jesus between them, so he made sure god couldn't see

Mulder's Happy Dream 😇