About 10 Years Ago I Was Working For A Gaming Company Doing Creature Design. After Work, I Would Go Home

DANA SCULLY in "Lazarus".

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Some 2023 illustrations. I was trying to make a collection 👀

Large Family 🕸️

Mother, the one and only 💜

Safest place on Earth 🐊

Over my dead body 🔥

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

“F.B.I’m just gonna snuggle in real close to my coworker whilst we talk crime and try to debunk each other’s theories”

#this looks sick i have to read

Something strange's going on up on that mountain…

Quintessence, the comic book chapter I wrote with @leslekieuart for their horror western comic Dust & Dread, is starting to be released now!

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