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Me watching The X-Files: Ah yes, another episode where:

Something weird happens

Mulder says “it’s aliens/ghosts/a lizard man”

Scully says “no Mulder it’s just swamp gas and mass hysteria”

They investigate anyway

Things get progressively weirder

The weird thing solves itself

Mulder stares pensively into the night

Scully files a report that says literally none of it happened

They both go home like “welp that was strange”

[Cue credits]

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An Ode to the Scientists of the X-Files

They sweep into your lab a matched pair, brandishing samples, theories, danger. You make them believe what they're seeing, produce numbers, charts, evidence like magic, forever worshipping at the altar of science, you are the brightest and most incorrigible.

You die in every episode. Your lab burns down. Your car crashes. You're stabbed or drowned or poisoned, No matter which way you're murdered, You die for science.

The duo might not remember your name. But you remember, how under your microscope You saw a little piece of the universe, and God, too.

cant stop thinking about this this was sooo crazyyyyy

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The best part about fandom life is staying up till shit-o-clock in the morning reading fanfic until you’re yawning every two seconds and your eyes get watery and the words start blurring together. You know you should really put the fic down and go to bed but you won’t feel complete until you finish it so suddenly a coffee sounds really good to you right now even though you know in the back of your brain that you have to be up at 8 o clock and you’re going to hate yourself so bad for this. But you do it all again the next night because these stories are the highlight of your day and what’s keeping you going.

*whispers in scully’s ear* chupacabra

this reductress headline fit mulder perfectly