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Jumping on the bandwagon Spooky Mulder style
MY TOP 3 UNREASONABLE FEARS
Therapists and psychologists
Gyms
People in public transport (In mexico at least)
the good ol'days ๐ธ๐ซ
Some 2023 illustrations. I was trying to make a collection ๐
Large Family ๐ธ๏ธ
Mother, the one and only ๐
Safest place on Earth ๐
Over my dead body ๐ฅ
Donโt tickle FNAF Chica ever,,
how common is it for people to have crushes on their teachers (% estimate?)
sorry are you under the impression there are hard numbers on this
i genuinely do just think it's transparently regressive in a weird turnaround way that the only way the people of this website enjoy a het ship is if the ENTIRE focus is on how awesome and hot and perfect and unstoppable a woman is and how the man is like there to make googly eyes at her and get like nonspecifically dommed-by-implication and we never get ANY thoughts about what she sees in him or what emotional needs are fulfilled for her besides the implication that what every woman wants is someone whos obsessed with her. you people love to find new creative ways to ignore womens interiority
you see, one of the main reasons the x files works is because it is fully dedicated to simply torturing that man
I like creppy stuff and reading. She/Her. 20. Currently obsessed with The X-Files.
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