You Will Soon Know More About Worms

me when I reach the angst part of the angsty fic that I specifically chose for the angst

how to say "I love you" in x-files [150/?] ⤷ 2.23 — “Soft Light”

i like to think that on mulder's birthday, scully plays along with his theories for about half an hour

it makes his year

Guess who could be suspended from college for the next four months? 🗣️ I spent all the weekend trying to save my ass but I dont think I can get out of this one lool, my parents will be mad as hell. 😂

Dont falsify documents when theres a social protest ongoing 🙄

What if I teleported you to the dog room?

What would you have to say then?

scully is a very special character because she's just. wrong all the time and she doesn't really care. she just cares about getting to the truth, getting answers. getting justice.

thinking about when she tells mulder she doesn't want to tell him he was wrong / there's no proof (however she says it). she may not believe in the same things he does, but it doesn't matter what she believes. they are always completely on the same side when it comes to the conspiracy. she wants mulder to get his proof and she'll be right there with him when he does.

This explains a lot

What do you mean this wasn’t already policy

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*