Squashed:

dontcrosscross:

joutei:

BLOUDER! I SHIP IT!

OTP

Okay, so the facebook thing never really took off, and I mostly just lurk on livejournal, but I can totally do the tumblr thing, right? Right! I'm done with anonymously creeping rad blogs. \o/

lilpocketninja:

fuckyeahlongbox:

Live large?

the amount of stretch in that shirt and those jeans never fails to crack me up.

 I've always been pretty impressed with the apparent elasticity of her underpants, myself.

To be fair, my mother is a chronic folk singer who has done this all my life, so I never had a chance.

adamandhisfrog:

Teddy Altman is the name of super-awesome superhero Hulkling, not cardio surgeon. Damn you Grey’s Anatomy! Young Avengers got there first.

What is beautiful and ridiculous about this is that Young Avenger’s Teddy Altman and Grey’s Anatomy’s Teddy Altman were created by the same man. Oh Allen Heinberg, what were you thinking?

uprightcitizens:

In response to this bullshit.

You know what, Tumblr? I think 1000+ of you guys are grossly underestimating the awesomeness of having female friends. You can steal their clothes and talk about both Lady Issues and Non-Lady Issues with them and if you happen to get blackout drunk in their company, you can be pretty sure that they will not take advantage of you (aside from maybe taking some regrettable pictures and refusing to untag you in them). They can counsel you on things that, let’s face it, guys generally do not understand (both shallow and serious). I love having guy friends, but I also loooove having female friends. I don’t know why there’s this stigma surrounding girl-girl friendships, but it needs to end.

You say “Girls stab you in the back?” No, kids, bad friends stab you in the back. Gender has nothing to do with it. “Girls are catty?” Not all of us! Just like how not all guys aren’t super-cool chill bros who “have your back” all the time! The genders aren’t divided along such simple lines. Stop acting like they are, and stop encouraging lady-on-lady hate. Because honestly, if you don’t get along with any of the girls you know, I hate to be the bearer of bad news… but the chances are good that you are the problem.

coolestgirl-:

Klaine kisses - HQ

al;sdfjk Easy A AU! This is everything I didn't know I needed!

  Title: Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment

Word Count: 21,500

Rating: R for discussion of sexual situations

Pairing: Klaine (also alleged Blaine/various)

Summary: The rumor-filled, totally false account of how I ruined my flawless reputation. When a false rumor spreads around Dalton and Crawford about Blaine losing his virginity to a guy from Westerville Community College, Blaine Anderson tries to let it roll off his back, but when his friends start coming to him for popularity makeovers and Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton, he gets a bit in over his head. (S2 AU, Easy A inspired, Blaine-centric)

Disclaimer: Nothing, nothing, I own nothing. Everyone will be returned unharmed. (Except maybe Thad. So sorry in advance, Thad.)

Warnings: Non-con kissing/propositioning along the lines of the movie and previous Glee eps

Author Notes: Full notes at the masterpost. Written as part of the Glee at the Movies Big Bang. Go check out the rest of the fics as they’re posted!! :)

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If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

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New corduroy leggings!!! I bought them in forest green and peacock blue! :D Good leggings + sweater dresses = my entire autumn wardrobe, basically.