I Was Going To Make A Post Asking Why We Have Yet To Dare Create A Hypermarket, If It Was Even Possible

wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

"average star wars fan owns 3 lightsabers" factoid actualy just statistical error. average star wars fan owns 0 lightsabers. Glups Shitto, who has mancave with 10,000 lightsabers, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

🦔💚💗 SurgeAmy- Coming out to siblings

I had this laying on my folder and decided to color it! (got tired at the last one and just did flat colors) Anyway! Something self indulgent before getting back to werkkk

it's funny how if the motive wasn't profit there could be ultra-processed food that's 'good for you'. like instead of replacing nutritious ingredients to get your customers to buy more you create like, an ultra-nutritious version of a food LOL

excuse me WHY has NOBODY ever used one of these alternate names for trail mix around me WHY have I NEVER heard these in my LIFE these are INCREDIBLE

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

ur gay

uh. yeah

finch station hotdog my beloved

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in