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• Marinette was so done
• Seriously all she had wanted was a nice class trip to Gotham, a city known for its amazing BatFam inspired street fashion! And not to mention the amazing looks inspired by the rouge gallery!
• But nooooooo some lame "super villain" just had to take her and the entire class hostage because apparently a mysterious 'he' had adopted another kid?
• Yeah nobody knew what the insane person was talking about and now he's referring to himself in the third person
• Marinette never thought she would be grateful for Hawkmoth and the Akumas
• Good thing she made everyone(even Lila) memorize emergency protocols
• Since he seemed to be focused on Marinette, she lashed out with a right hook causing him to stumble back and trip on Chloe's leg.
• Nino then pulled out rope from his mom bag-sorry his backpack
Adrien as he clapped his hands together: Pizza? I'm thinking pizza!
Chloe in the most exasperated tone: Adri, we were just taken hostage.
Adrien as he pulls out his phone: So yes?
• The class did end up getting pizza while they waited for the police to show up
Batman when he finally shows up: I'm sorry they WhAt!!!
Commissioner Gordon while drinking his 20th coffee of the day: They ordered pizza and had a party while waiting for the police to show up to take the thug who held them hostage away.
Nightwing while eating his slice of pizza: I now have 15 amazing younger siblings. Tell the others they have been replaced.
• Yeah the class adopted Nightwing as their older brother. He was THRILLED. And they haven't even talked about acrobatics and heroing yet
• All in all the class took down a thug, Gordon needs a vacation, Nightwing had a pizza party with his new siblings, and Batman is soo confused.
Extra:
Jason, Tim, Damian, and Stephanie: WHAT!!
Barbra looking so lost: I'm sorry can you repeat that?
Bruce with the most deadpanned expression: You've been replaced. Nightwing has been adopted by a visiting French class. He now has 15 younger siblings who apparently took out the thug who took them hostage, and then proceeded to order pizza.
Jason, Tim, Damian, Stephanie, and Barbra: WHAT!
Bruce while pulling out his phone: They were having a giant pizza party when the cops arrived. I'm pretty sure there still there partying.
Bruce turning to face Cass who has been silent this entire time: Your invited to join in Cass. The class wants to meet their new older sister.
Hi! I know I haven't updated in a while and I'm sorry! I had a very busy competition season this winter for Color Guard and then the whole Corona virus happened. Please stay safe guys! Be careful and remember social distancing!
Aella <3
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I was promised an army. You have a supersoldier. CAPTAIN!PEGGY CARTER in WHAT IF? (2021).
Part 21! Close but no cigar…
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Batfamily: *Somehow watching the TV like a normal family, Mari is cross-legged on the floor*
TV: Reports of a new cat theme thief has taken Gotham by storm, jewelry owners are encouraged to lock down their shops...
Batfamily, aside from Jason: *Stares at Jason*
Jason: *Looks down at Mari* Really funny guys, but it wasn't me. You're going to assume its me because I control the underground.
Marinette: *slides out from under their noses as Jason speaks only Alfred sees her*
Jason: You know, I have half the mind to report any of you to Gordon, but why do I want lose the blackmail material I have on you.
Marinette: *Takes Damian's katana, Tim's coffee mug (it was almost empty), Dick's motorcycle keys, and Bruce's sunglasses*
Jason: Like seriously, you're letting the actual thief get away with your stuff... You all disgust me.
Marinette: *Nowhere in the room, but there is a flash of light outside the window*
Jason: *Proudly smile as the batfam looks confused*
TV: Breaking news! The GCPD is on a high speed chase with the alleged cat themed thief in what looks to be on a black sports bike... and is that a katana on their back...what will they steal next?
Dick: That looks like my bike.
Damian: That's my katana!
Tim: *confused as he looks at where his cup was formerly placed at* Where's my coffee mug?
Bruce: *Sighs on the verge of breaking down*
Possible sneaky addition:
Happy, then: ugh, kids.
Happy, now: If Anyone Fucking L O O K S At Morgan Stark Or Peter Parker I Will Rip Them To Shreds With My Own Two Hands. I Won't Hesitate. Try It Bitch. I Dare You. If You So Much As B R E A T H In The Direction Of Tony's Kids, I Will Rip Out Your Intestines And Give Them To Morgan To Use As A Jump Rope. You Think I'm Fucking Joking? Test That Theory, See What Fucking Happens, Ass Hat. Fuck You.
au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.
FACTS
my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine