there is a tendency with history, i think, because we’re so far removed from it, to kind of forget that all of the people were people
a child 10,000 years ago left a handprint on a wall. they were fingerpainting. a viking climbs up a rock just to carve the words “this is very high” 10ft off the ground. somebody centuries… milennia… ago burned their dinner so thoroughly that they buried the ruined pot in the backyard rather than attempt to clean it. shakespeare got drunk and wrote dick jokes. tutankhamun was a little boy who liked ducks more than anything. a roman carves his name into a monument in another country saying “i was here”. a prisoner, centuries ago, in the tower of london scratches lines into the wall as a tally marking the days. a medieval monk scrawls in the margins bemoaning the boredom of his work.
every human being across history has said “i was here. i lived. i loved. i made something. i laughed. i cried. please do not forget me”
Thanks to {•.•} on Ao3 we have a title for part 2 of Paris meets Selina Kyle!
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-So Selina now has her 2 wonderful children she adopted
- She decides to stay in Paris for a bit and teach them how to fight because honestly these were kids
- Of course she insisted on the whole you need to support each other as civilians to be a better team so identity reveal!
- That kind of killed their crushes on another because Adrien is Chat and Ladybug was Marinette
- So know that they know they have fully embraced their chaos child personalities and are living life well
- Of course then Lila decides to start her whole smear campaign of Marinette and Adrien is like nope not my sister
- Selina also gets another Kitten when Chloe joins in the Catfamily (because Chloe deserves a redemption arc)
- Queen Bee is also back in commission after heroes day due to a lot of miraculous magic and using the name Abeille
-Luka and Kagami are inducted to the Cat family shortly after
- The Catfamily is also considering Nino, Alix, Kim, and Max for possible membership due to them having seen the light
- And part time miraculous users Kagami and Luka are also being considered
- All in all the heroes of Paris are now Selina's kids and she now has a magical artifact that turns her into a cat hero
-She loves being the holder of the Tiger miraculous!
- Selina decides it's time for Bruce to meet his new step children
Selina- Brucie guess what? I took in a couple of strays!
Bruce- That's nice Selina, what type of cat are they?
Selina- Only one of them is a cat. A nice black cat to be precise.
A bewildered Bruce- Wait did you adopt a dog?
A delighted Selina who is acting like she is an offended Victorian maiden- Heavens no! I adopted children Bruce! To think you thought I would adopt a dog of all things! I thought you knew me!
Dick who just fell out of the celling- You adopted what!
Jason and Tim who fell out of the clock- She what!
Barbra, Stephanie, and Duke who are in the now open doorway- Children!
Cass signing- Congratulations!
Damian as he steps over Jason and Tim who are on the floor- Honestly Father you really thought she would adopt a dog?
-Cue a bunch of shenanigans as Adrien, Marinette, and Chloe meet their step-bat-family
-Marinette and Chloe totally drag their fashion choices with Adrien adding in occassionaly
-Bruce is appalled to find out Selina know has a magical cat artifact along with a hero identity that is protected by magic! And apparently she has magical powers now? Who thought that was a good idea? And why is she a magic cat hero!?!
-As you can see Bruce is not taking this new development well but his children are exited about the whole magical powers bit
-Damian likes all three of his new step siblings since they have their own city and hero legacies and won't take his
-Also Marinette makes amazing pastries and appreciates his drawings, he and Chloe have a mutual respect, and he can appreciate Agreste's fondness for felines and can you talk to them?
-The rest of the Batfamily love their new French step siblings too
Anyway I am so sorry it has taken me so long to update. Everything has been so crazy since Covid started, but now it has calmed down a lot soo. Anyway I hoped you enjoyed part 2 of Selina in Paris! Happy Valentine’s Day guys!
Aella <3
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Omg
Adrien has Marinette as princess
Awwww
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God I really wish carrying stuffed animals around with you was socially acceptable
A little tribute :)
If you ever think that Fandoms now are fucking insane, remember that in the 80′s the Star Wars Fandom branched off into two factions called the ‘Cathedral of Hamill’ and ‘The Church of Ford’ as they flamed the fuck out of one another while throwing gay Skysolo fanfic on Mark’s lawn.
I know the popular take is Batman's rogues getting their butts handed to them by Bruce Wayne, and I'm not belittling that, because that's really funny for all stated reasons?
But how about a new take: most of Batman's rogues call him off limits, because they find out he is their benefactor, when/if they try to reform?
Mr Freeze won't touch him because when he's in Arkham, Bruce is the one who finances the research to help Nora Fries.
Poison Ivy won't touch him because he had been the one supplying her with plants, while in prison.
Harley won't touch him because he's just a great guy an' gotham needs guys like that.
Riddler won't touch him because he was the secret backer that time Eddie tried to open a detective agency.
Croc won't touch him because he's one of the few people who ever talks to him like a person.
Deadshot refuses any hits on him because he found out Wayne does a lot of secret work for people down on their luck who made bad mistakes.
Happy, then: ugh, kids.
Happy, now: If Anyone Fucking L O O K S At Morgan Stark Or Peter Parker I Will Rip Them To Shreds With My Own Two Hands. I Won't Hesitate. Try It Bitch. I Dare You. If You So Much As B R E A T H In The Direction Of Tony's Kids, I Will Rip Out Your Intestines And Give Them To Morgan To Use As A Jump Rope. You Think I'm Fucking Joking? Test That Theory, See What Fucking Happens, Ass Hat. Fuck You.
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