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oh that’s right divas!! snatch those wigs bc its getting hunty up in here! fierce! work! hunty!

The best thing is how love songs meant for one gender from another get repurposed for LGBTQ ship playlists

angry smol in need of cuddles

many thanks to jon @dxppercxdxver for letting me make many contextless nonsensical sharpe statements at him tonight

Most romantic phrase in French?

the greatest invention that would be is a device that would magically put on your own clothes onto you. and you don’t have to move you just have to stand there in one position and it happens like in those dress up games.

ed in blackbeard mode hehe

i got Real Mad about misinterpretations of my Favorite Boy again.

[shakes reddit by the shoulders] GOD IS A METAPHOR

(inspired by that meme on this topic with the same energy.) (transcript under the cut)

[An arrow that reads "That Scene in Liore" points at Ed.]

[An arrow that reads "That Scene in Liore" points at Ed.]

[An arrow shooting over the head of the person viewing this scene shows the description:

"The first major example of Edward's virulent Pride in believing science/alchemy is the Answer, that to "Stand on your Own Two Legs" is the way of progress. That he is the only one he can rely on to restore his and his brother's bodies.

Then to have that worldview come crashing down with the catalyst of the Nina Event and the staggering realization that "We're just Human!" and this leading him to spend the entire series learning time and time again that the solution is Other People. He can't fix it all alone. That diversity brings power, that we cannot exist above or without anyone else.

That One is All, All is One."]

[A crude illustration of a gawking dudebro in a fedora. An arrow points to him reading "IDK, fuckin' Elon & the Like-Minded"]

"Wow!! A character who spits in the face of God and Organized Religion! A Cool Atheist(tm) just like me!"