Federal workers are going off.
'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
A meteor hit the earth (gradually) and killed me and my friends. I tried to teach the seraphim how to make charizard origami (I have no idea how to do that.) One of my friends kept trying to get banished to Hell.
Guo Pei Couture Fall 2019
shoutout to the og wife guy j.r.r. tolkien for making all of his male characters wife guys:
tom bombadil
aragorn
faramir
thranduil (okay the gem thing was a movie thing but still!!)
elrond
celeborn (i had to double check his name that’s how wife guy he is)
legolas gets honorary wife guy privileges (he snuck his “very good friend” into elf heaven i mean c’mon)
"You're the only one I have left..."
The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
Some unexpected heroes
Banner image courtesy of NASA (butterfly nebula)
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