Hi, Do You Know Of Anything That Would Look Good On A Computer Screen? I Went Through I Think Like All

For No Reason Whatsoever I will drop a bunch of highly datable monster concepts

A Ghost Girlfriend who is a bit of a punk and helps you fake magic tricks for youtube views, lifts objects and stuff to create special effects. She haunts your house and annoys people who overstay their welcome.

A Dryad Boyfriend who is very modern and stylish. He is tied to a city park and likes cleaning up trash and playing with the various dogs that visit him. The two of you spend a lot of time sitting in the sun just enjoying each others company.

A Living Statue Partner who works at a museum where they pose on a pedestal all day. You bring them sandwiches and fruit smoothies after the museum closes and you go on dates in art wing. They know a lot about the old masters and love telling you all sorts of art history trivia.

An Elemental Girlfriend who can control the earth and works repairing the damage done by drilling companies. She likes riding her mountain bike and taking you camping near breathtaking views.

A Goblin Boyfriend who has a great sense of humor and works at a university. He has a wide array of knowledge and loves listening as much as he loves talking. You go on dates in fancy coffee shops or go shopping in quaint old town markets.

A Vampire Partner who drinks fish blood and during the day sleeps in the mud at the bottom of a river. You meet them every night on the beach of a moonlit lake and they like cuddling up to you to warm themselves They are ancient and full of scrambled memories. They like listening to you talk about your day to live vicariously through your experiences.

A Skeleton Girlfriend who makes bad puns and runs a popular blog. She unironically loves goosebumps and takes you to cool out of the way restaurants where she knows the owner and always gets you tickets to sold out concerts.

 A Nightmare Boyfriend who looks frightening but has a sweet side. The shadowy man appears in your dreams and chases away your fears, making sure you get a good night’s sleep. You can only be with him while you sleep and he feels sad that he can’t take you on a proper date in the sunlight.

A Starborn Partner who rises into the sky at night as returns to earth when the sun rises. They sing you songs woven into the tapestries of the auroras. They bring you gifts of diamonds from the heart of frozen comets and red rocks from mars. They get flustered when you try to give them gifts in return, and they treat everything you give them like a precious treasure.

They are all up for grabs treat them right like they would treat you.

ive been feeling uncharacteristically sappy so have some self indulgent snuddles(snake cuddles)

most witches: this is my wand. i use it for special rituals and spells, so the energy that flows is pure and cleansing. i usually use it for healing purposes as well.

me, the very personification of Dumb Witch Energy™: *waving wand around while dancing through the room* bless!this!space!! bless!!!this altar!! bless this tarot deck! bless this kitty cat!! bless!!!everything!!! so mote it be!!!

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Oh it’s old and super messy but I gotta reupload it NONETHELESS

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