U Got Games On Ur Phone?

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

bad_day.mp3

(Audio taken from this tumblr post)

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

every day I need my 40 minutes of lie face down with spotify on time or else I cannot function

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

i’m not “mentally ill” i’m just doomed by the narrative

I log on here to post things like "the people hate me and want me killed in the streets because I am irredeemable and emo" and then I leave the house in a polo and crocs

honestly the things I post are tame compared to the inane and troubling sentences in my head.