Someone (pwetty Girl) Pls Fuck Me Pregnant And Then Let Me Ride You For Nine Months. U Can Rub My Belly

Evening (2007) by Russian artist Viktor Lyapkalo

Another from Twitter, adorable Bellybutton

Ugh I wanna be nutted in so bad rn.. just full till its dripping out

story of my life

Reblog if you wish this were you

"Would you mind picking your sister up from the airport? I'd go, but I can't even put a seatbelt on anymore. And pick up some lotion and snacks from the store on the way home! But before you go, could you move my whites to the dryer? It's 10AM and I'm all out of breath and have to pee again.

And if you want to get mad at anybody for all these extra chores, blame your father! I'm not the one who decided to put these twins in my belly with two kids in college! God, and I was up for promotion too..."

for as long as i can remember i have had the philosophers spirit. and for longer still i have been a little pervert