My Dreams Of Being Super Pregnant Like This 😍

worlds most incompetent trans couple produces mystifying pregnancy

[ID: a drawing of two people. a woman lounges on a fancy little couch, resting a hand on her pregnant belly, and a man leans over the back of the couch, saying "how did we mess it up this bad?" the woman responds "I don't know, darling, but I'll be needing one of your shirts."]

Rub my huge pregnant belly now! 🥵😈🤰🏻🤰🏻

I’m so good at procrastinating

bellies were meant to dangle out the bottom of shirts. it's sexy.

She has the most unique stretch marks I’ve ever seen, they are so pretty(can you tell I’m into stretch marks?)

Just swallow.

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